Jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is a bulldozer?
How do you organize a space party?
What is you planet?
Why is Peter Pan always flying??
What is he Never Lands??
What did the man stay to the wall??
What is One more crack like that and I will plaster ya??
What runs but doesn't get anywhere??
What is a refrigerator??
What do you call a fish without a eye?
What is fsh?
Whats a trees favorite drink?
What is ROOTBEER?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman??
What is frostbite??
What happens when you plant kisses?
What is two lips??
What month do soldiers hate the most??
What is the month of March??
What do you call fake spaghetti?
What is impasta?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What is thunderwear?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil??
What is it is pointless??
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish??
What is you can't tuna fish??
Why couldn't the bike stand up on itself??
What is it was two-tired??
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
What is a candy baa?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
What is Pork Chops?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is Sue??
What do you call a guard outside of a Samsung shop?
What is Guardians of the Galaxy??
Why did the cookie go to the hospital??
What is he felt crumby??
What did the sushi say to the bee?
What is wasabbe?
What did the toilet say to the other toilet???
What is you look flushed??
Why did the barber win the race??
What is he took a short-cut??
Why did the picture go to jail??
What is he was framed??
Why was the baby strawberry crying??
What is his mom and dad were in a jam??