SANTA SAID WHAT?!?!
"HOW LOW CAN YOU GET GIVING KRIS KRINGLE A PARKING TICKET ON CHRISTMAS EVE? WHAT'S NEXT, RABIES SHOTS FOR THE EASTER BUNNY?"
What is Home Alone?
A *SHORT TIME INCREMENT* IS *VERY SMALL*
What is minute and minute?
ONE OF THE MAIN POLICIES WHICH 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ANDREW YANG WAS MOST WELL KNOWN FOR WAS THE PLAN TO ESTABLISH A "UBI," WHICH STANDS FOR THIS
What is "Universal Basic Income?"
IF YOU'RE ON OFFENSE IN AMERICAN FOOTBALL, YOU HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER TO PUNT THE BALL, KICK A FIELD GOAL, OR RUN IT ONE MORE TIME
What is a fourth down?
YOU'D HAVE TO RESORT TO HITTING THE POWER BUTTON ON YOUR COMPUTER IF THIS PROGRAM STOPS RESPONDING
What is Task Manager?
"HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE DEAD?"
What is Elf?
HE *WRAPPED* A BANDAGE AROUND HIS *INJURY*
What is wound and wound?
THIS INSTRUMENT, ITS NAME TRANSLATING ROUGHLY TO "JUMPING FLEA" - HAS PORTUGUESE ORIGINS, BUT WAS POPULARIZED BY HAWAIIANS
What is the Ukulele?
A "DOWN" ONE OF THESE - AN ELEMENTARY PARTICLE THAT HELPS TO FORM NEUTRONS AND PROTONS
What is a quark?
THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS ARE WELL KNOWN FOR THEIR BLACK AND YELLOW COLORS, WHICH ARE REFLECTED IN THEIR ALLITERATIVELY NAMED RALLY CLOTH, CALLED THIS
What is Terrible Towel?
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!"
What is Nightmare Before Christmas?
ARTISTS PRODUCE "MATERIAL" THAT THEY ARE NEVER "SATISFIED" WITH
What are content and content?
THIS CENTRAL ASIAN COUNTRY IS ONE OF TWO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO BE "DOUBLY-LANDLOCKED" - MEANING YOU'D HAVE TO TRAVEL THROUGH TWO COUNTRIES FROM IT IN ORDER TO REACH COASTLINE
What is Uzbekistan?
THESE NORMALLY APPEAR ADORNING THE BABY ANIMALS ON THE LABELS OF DIAL SOAP - BUT NOT ON THE CLEANING BRAND OF THE SAME NAME, FUNNILY ENOUGH
What are downy feathers?
A WORD - WHICH INCLUDES THE LETTER "T" THREE TIMES - MEANING "EQUIVALENT," I.E. WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING STUPID, IT'S "*EQUIVALENT* TO SUICIDE"
What is tantamount?
"IF HIGBEE THINKS I'M WORKING ONE MINUTE PAST 9:00, HE CAN KISS MY FOOT."
What is A Christmas Story?
THEY HAD FINISHED *SMOOTHING* OUT THEIR DIFFERENCES BY *DINNERTIME*
What is evening and evening?
PHILOSOPHER FRIEDRICH NIETZCHE SPOKE IN HIS WRITINGS ABOUT THIS, THE CONCEPT OF A MAN WHO SEEKS GROUNDED FULFILLMENT ON EARTH RATHER THAN COUNTING ON THE EXISTENCE OF AN AFTERLIFE
What is an Übermensch?
A "DOWNER" IS SOMEBODY THAT MIGHT BRING THE ENERGY DOWN AT A PARTY, BUT IT'S ALSO SLANG FOR DRUGS WHICH ARE DESIGNED TO RELAX THE USER, SUCH AS ALPRAZOLAM - WHICH IS SOLD UNDER THIS PALINDROMIC BRAND NAME
What is Xanax?
THIS WORD REFERS TO *HOW* SOMETHING SOUNDS, NOT REFERRING TO VOLUME OR PITCH, LIKE IF A SOUND IS SHRILL, RESONANT, ETC.
What is timbre?
"NOW, I MUST BE OFF - WINTER IS ALMOST OVER. THINGS DO PILE UP WHEN YOU'VE BEEN GONE A HUNDRED YEARS."
What is Narnia?
THE SLEEPLESS MAN "SULKED" WHILE RIDING HIS "MINIBIKE" TO WORK
What are moped and moped?
A TYPE OF JAPANESE DISH WHICH CAN BE PREPARED IN A VARIETY OF WAYS, BUT MOST NOTABLY FEATURES THICK NOODLES MADE FROM WHEAT
What is Udon?
THIS IS TO BE TREATED POORLY BY THE POWERS THAT BE; TO BE WALKED OVER
What is "downtrodden?"
THIS WORD REFERS TO WHEN A SENTENCE REDUNDANTLY SAYS THE SAME THING MORE THAN ONCE IN DIFFERENT WAYS - SORT OF LIKE THAT - OR IN MATH, IT'S WHEN SOMETHING IS ALWAYS TRUE I.E. "X=Y OR X≠Y"
What is Tautology?