Infamous transphobe J. K. Rowling wrote under a pseudonym to appear like a man, and to hide this feminine first name.
What is Joanne?
Unbeknownst to Ottawa's mayor, Marc Sutcliffe, Ottawa is not turning 200 this year. Indeed, it is instead the 200th anniversary of this town.
What is Bytown/By-town?
Although Gioachino Rossini died in Paris in 1868, he was born in this musically influential country.
What is Italy?
These are the names of Chelsea's sisters.
Who are Kelly and Abby?
In Ontario, multiplication is taught in this grade.
What is grade 3?
Source: Mathematics Grade 3 Curriculum (and my memory)
Theodor Geisel wrote some of the most popular children's books of all time under this name.
Who is Dr. Seuss?
The "Save" logo on your computers is meant to resemble this technology from the 1990s.
What is a Floppy Disc?

This instrument is often likened to a theremin.
What is a Musical Saw?
Chelsea's internet feed has been completely dominated by this The Pitt actor.
Who is Shawn Hatosy?
This school board with an ovarian shaped logo has been known for its budgetary difficulties.
What is the Ottawa-Carleton District School Board?
Thanks to his incredible popularity, publishers encouraged this horror author to also publish under the name Richard Bachman.
Who is Stephen King?
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This figurine --- made during the Upper Palaeolithic Era --- is our oldest remaining depiction of a woman.
What is the statue of Venus of Willendorf?
This song is by far the most famous song in the seven four time signature.
What is Money by Pink Floyd?
This person's grandfather became enchanted with Chelsea's french skills and quickly adopted her.
Although schooling systems were known to have existed for centuries in Mosques and other community centres, this Emperor is often falsely accredited with doing so.
Who is Charlemagne?
Desperate to publish a loving lesbian romance after the widespread success of Strangers on a Train, this author wrote under the pen name Carol Morgan.
Who is Patricia Highsmith?
This Saint was known for being Jesus' grandmother. She is also the patron saint of French Canada.
Who is Ste. Anne?
This is not a Jeopardy prompt. Complete today's Bandle in the least amount of guesses.
Congrats! You could have also completed the Horsle first to get the same amount of points.
This person was Chelsea's gateway to the larger Franco-Ontarian highschool friendgroup
Who is Drey (Audrey Bernier-Gallant)?
This ottawan school is the largest francophone school in Ontario.
What is Franco-Cité?
On every North American mom's bookshelf, you will find books from this steamy 1980s and 1990s Erotic Thriller writer under names such as: "J. D. Robb," "Jill March," and "Sarah Hardesty."
Who is Nora Roberts?
This ancient society would have struggled to Code in Binary as they would be missing a crucial half.
This English rock band from Manchester, formed in 1982 would have an awefully familiar name for attendants of the Church.
Who is James?
Sharing her name with a famous XVth c. Saint of Orleans, this Grandmother is her favourite.
Who is Joan?
This francophone grammatical concept can be solved though asking "à qui?," or "de quoi?"