A Blast from the Past
Encouraging Atoms!
Electrons, those Tricky Devils
Punny Chemistry
Riddles
100
Tsk Tsk. J.J. Thompson discovered something really neat and then decides to name it after this dessert. Fatty.

What is the plum pudding model?

100
"Stay positive!" ~ Quoted by this subatomic particle

What is a proton?

100

Electrons may be smaller than protons but they have the same magnitude, which is this, just negative.

What is 1?

100

Finish the pun: Hey, want to hear a joke about potassium?

What is K?

100

Helium nuclei are what I truly am, Stopped by paper, I'm not much of a slam. Named for the first letter of a Greek alphabet, In smoke detectors, I'm the safety net. What type of radiation am I?

Who is Ernest Rutherford?

200

This man's model is still used today to explain atoms, although not exactly, exact. He stated that electrons move around in orbitals and can shift orbitals when excited.

Who Niels Bohr?

200
"You don't have to choose sides, stay neutral!" ~ Said this sub atomic particle

What is a neutron?

200
In order for an atom to be neutral, it must have the same amount of these subatomic particles as electrons.

What is protons?

200

Finish the pun: What did the chemist say when she found two isotopes of helium?

What is HeHe?

200

I proposed that all matter was made of tiny particles, My ancient Greek ideas were quite remarkable. Though I lived around 400 BCE without modern tools, My atomic theory would later inspire scientific rules. Who am I?

Who is Democritus?

300
Democritus and Leucippus used logic before science was available. They said if you divide matter enough it'll reach one elementary building block. They were wrong however saying these elements were these.

What is fire, water, air, and earth?

300

"I may be negative, but I still have plenty of friends. There is hope for you as well!" ~ Said this subatomic particle

What is electrons?

300

Electrons cannot be found in the nucleus. They are too busy hanging out here.

What are orbitals?

300

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What is H20 cubed?

300

My name comes from Greek for "water-forming," When oxidized, energy release is quite warming. I'm the lightest element but pack energy dense, Stars fuse me to helium, reactions immense. Future fuel perhaps, though storage is tricky, In the periodic table, I sit at position one quickly. What element am I?

What is hydrogen?

400

This man hypothetically killed his cat to prove a point. Or did he? I still don't understand...

Who is Erwin Schrodinger? 

400

Two particles live in this structure and one wrote a note saying, "Thanks for letting me live here, free of charge!"

What is the nucleus?

400

This current atomic model explains how electrons move in much more than just circular orbitals. 

What is the quantum mechanical model?

400

Finish the pun: What do you with a dead chemist?

What is Barium?

400

I cause fizzy drinks to bubble and bake, And help your bread and cakes to rise and take shape. In fires I'm dangerous, but plants breathe me in, Solid form of me makes quite the cooling spin. What compound am I?

What is CO2?

500

This man said that the atom is mostly empty space, which was an eh explanation. But thank goodness, he discovered the nucleus (protons)!

Who is Ernest Rutherford?

500

"Sometimes in a relationship you need to define what you are. My element and me have come together and officially announced we are together" ~ Said this atomic molecule.

What is a compound?

500

Electrons are a lot, a lot, a lot, smaller than protons and neutrons. As a matter of fact, they are this much smaller.

What is 1/2000th the size?

500

Finish the pun: People say I'm obsessed with chemistry jokes...

What is Berrylium I'm Not...?

500

I'm the experiment that disproved the plum pudding model, When alpha particles bounced back, a new atomic theory could coddle. My assistants Geiger and Marsden shot particles at gold foil thin, Revealing a nucleus at the center, causing science to spin. A New Zealand physicist who won the Nobel Prize, Who am I?

Who is Ernest Rutherford?

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