A Blast from the Past
What is the plum pudding model?
What is a proton?
Electrons may be smaller than protons but they have the same magnitude, which is this, just negative.
What is 1?
Finish the pun: Hey, want to hear a joke about potassium?
What is K?
Y'alls chemistry knowledge is gonna be rock solid. Which isn't saying much really because solid's still do this, although fixed in place.
What is vibrate?
The atomic mass of atomic number 9 with 10 neutrons.
What is 19?
This man's model is still used today to explain atoms, although not exactly, exact. He stated that electrons move around in orbitals and can shift orbitals when excited.
Who Niels Bohr?
What is a neutron?
What is protons?
Finish the pun: What did the chemist say when she found two isotopes of helium?
What is HeHe?
This state of matter of consists of electrically charged gas. Lightening is a well-known form of it...
What is plasma?
Atomic number 5, Atomic mass 13, Charge 0
What is boron?
What is fire, water, air, and earth?
"I may be negative, but I still have plenty of friends. There is hope for you as well!" ~ Said this subatomic particle
What is electrons?
Electrons cannot be found in the nucleus. They are too busy hanging out here.
What are orbitals?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is H20 cubed?
Emulse- I mean emerge yourself in the fascinating world of emulsions, which is a suspension of these two substances.
What is a liquid and a liquid?
Atomic number 10, Atomic mass 20, charge 0
What is Ne?
This man hypothetically killed his cat to prove a point. Or did he? I still don't understand...
Who is Erwin Schrodinger?
Two particles live in this structure and one wrote a note saying, "Thanks for letting me live here, free of charge!"
What is the nucleus?
This current atomic model explains how electrons move in much more than just circular orbitals.
What is the quantum mechanical model?
Finish the pun: What do you with a dead chemist?
What is Barium?
Man, this state of matter seems so free! But, just like people, it is only free to move until it bumps into the next particle over.
What is a liquid?
How many electrons?
Atomic number 49, Atomic Mass 115, charge +3
What is 46?
This man said that the atom is mostly empty space, which was an eh explanation. But thank goodness, he discovered the nucleus (protons)!
Who is Ernest Rutherford?
"Sometimes in a relationship you need to define what you are. My element and me have come together and officially announced we are together" ~ Said this atomic molecule.
What is a compound?
Electrons are a lot, a lot, a lot, smaller than protons and neutrons. As a matter of fact, they are this much smaller.
What is 1/2000th the size?
Finish the pun: People say I'm obsessed with chemistry jokes...
What is Berrylium I'm Not...?
Jeez. It is cold. At least I know it can always be worse, I could be frozen in this state of matter only attainable by reaching absolute 0 (0 Kelvin).
What is the Bose-Einstein Condensate?
What is the element?
Atomic Mass 209, Electrons 84, Charge -2
What is lead?