Samantha's Stories
She but heads with this French teacher who doubted her effort
Madame Genillier
Anyone from US who played in a rock band with Alec
Lukas Zelesky, Justin Carr, Benson Anderson (others?)
This French teacher gave Will a C+ one trimester in middle school
Madame Arnoult
Jeff never would have made it out of Beachwood if not for asking a Chinese phone operator for this during school, convincing his parents he needed some discipline
A good takeout restaurant
Huddleston House staple, which Eilene ate nightly
Baked potato
Name three men romantically involved with women who Samantha has accused of being in the closet
Jared, Isaiah, and John
Though he has since moved to the more professional @alec_frankel, his high school-era Twitter was this
@alec3bc
Put on soccer cleats inside
Jeff may not have been 21 yet, but that did not stop him from helping push this "noble" whisky brand
Not valedictorian, but she was this
Salutatorian
Chick Fil A
Alec had to quit goalie when he found himself behind this future pro in the US talent pool
Charlie Horton
You might think Will was the most successful "tough on crime" politician since Rudy Giuliani, as academic dishonesty reached an all-time low the year Will served on this elected body
Student Disciplinary Committee
Jeff made Eugene Debbs proud when he asked for this union-mandated day off at a summer warehouse job
His birthday
Her first concert featured a supergroup with this medical name
Band Aid
Samantha "broke the color barrier" by joining the cheer team instead of this dance group at SHHS
Raiderettes
Knees
Will's debate partner in his senior year
Akshat Chowksey
He ran this headline as the featured editor of the University School News
Is Discipline Deteriorating?
Color war
Samantha nearly transferred to a now-defunct high school that was one of only five schools in the country to combine this hippie pedagogy and this AP-alternative (name both)
Montessori education and the International Baccalaureate program
Alec claims to remember going home early on this day in Kindergarten
9/11
Will's biggest-ever 9th Night gift, which sits in the attic unused
Electric guitar
Then-headmaster Richard Hawley commissioned Jeff to draft this document, which Jeff half-assed
Student Code of Conduct
Lucky high school license plate
Won Car