Panda: #1 Best Quality Animal
Does a panda spend more time eating or sleeping?
Eating: 14 hours of eating, 10 hours of sleeping
Who was Jackie Chan (national treasure)’s co-star in the 2000 western Shanghai Noon?
Owen Wilson
Kid follows dream, becomes noted underground artist in Berlin
Shame! Follow dreams is how you become homeless! Ancestors rolling in grave!
Bear cat
Panda
How many ads for Shen Yun did you see while driving here? 5? 10? Or too many?
Too many!
About how many pandas are there in the world? 200, 2,000 or 5,000?
2,000. Actually 1,900. And each one precious!
Where is Jackie Chan (national treasure) from? Hong Kong, Mainland China, or Taiwan?
Hong Kong
Kid joins high school orchestra...playing the drums
Shame! Why you quit violin? Ancestors rolling in grave!
The country that copied the Han dynasty
Korea
Shen Yun is sponsored by the Chinese government?
No! It’s been created by Falun Gong, an anti-government movement that the Chinese government likens to a suicide cult.
Do pandas hibernate?
No! They don’t eat enough calories to do that.
True or false: Jackie Chan (national treasure) once called Taiwanese democracy “the biggest joke in the world.”
True. Jackie such honorable national treasure!
Kid gets into Harvard with faked SAT scores
Honor! Tricky Chinese fool stupid American! Ancestors beaming proudly!
Expert killer
Assasin
How many times has Shen Yun been seen by everyone in here tonight?
0? 0.
How many fingers do pandas have?
Six, one of which is an opposable thumb to help eat bamboo, which is stupid
About how many movies has Jackie Chan (national treasure) been in? 50, 100, or 150?
100… 113 to be exact
Kid gets silver medal in racewalking at the olympics
Shame! No gold, no honor! Why you know play basketball like millionaire Yao Ming! Ancestors rolling in grave.
The car that flies in the clouds in the sky
Roller Coaster
How many companies are simultaneously performing Shen Yun around the world? 1, 7 or 12?
7
How much money does the Smithsonian Zoo pay the Chinese government every year for their pandas? $100,000, $250,000 or $500,000?
$500,000 per year. China win again!!
Did Jackie Chan (national treasure) ever do a movie with Bruce Lee?
Yes, two: Enter the Dragon and The Chinese Connection
Kid quits Stanford, becomes chef, awarded two Michelin stars
Honor! Everyone at neighborhood mahjong game jealous! Much face! Ancestors beaming proudly!
Worker brain
Artificial intelligence
About how many costume changes are there in a Shen Yun performance? 200, 300 or 400?
400… 386 to be specific