CHLOE
This author of Beloved and The Bluest Eye was originally born to the name Chloe Ardelia Wofford
Toni Morrison
On May 29th 1953, New Zealander Edmund Hillary and Nepali Sherpa mountaineer Tenzing Norgay were the first people to have been confirmed to reach the top of this famous mountain
Mount Everest
Somebody once told me that this sequel was the highest-grossing film globally in 2004
Shrek 2 (2004)
22 divided by 7 equals this famous number
Pi
Milpitas borders this famously large city that used to be California's state capital
San Jose
This famous director of Nomadland, Hamnet, and Eternals has added the Academy Award for Best Director to the Chloe dynasty's many accomplishments
Chloe Zhao
This fast-paced movie staring the Queen of Drag RuPaul was originally supposed to come out on May 29th 2026, but was instead delayed to June 12th, 2026
Stop! That! Train! (2026)
During Superbowl XXXVIII (38) in 2004, this man exposed Janet Jackson's body on national television. It didn't actually "ruin the tour" for him, but it did unfortunately ruin her career
Justin Timberlake
Taylor Swift's song 22 comes from this album
Red
These two highways run through Milpitas and both end in 80
880 & 680
This Chloe made a splash in 2020 when she went viral for her workout videos. I'm glad some Chloe out there is in shape!
Chloe Ting
This president shares the fabulous birthday of May 29th with me! Much like me, he was also considered to be super duper uber sexy and hot and smart
John F. Kennedy (my man my man my man)
As depicted in The Social Network (2010), this Harvard-based company launched on February 4th, 2004
22 is the atomic number for this element that is also embedded into my right ankle right now!
Titanium
This stinky landmark is politely known as Newby Island, but Milpitas no longer contributes to the stink! Hopefully nobody gets hantavirus during their visit!
Landfill
Actress Chloe Grace Moretz starred as a moody teenager who is secretly a werewolf in this 2012 horror comedy film
Dark Shadows (2012)
When one empire ends, another rises (mine)! This Grecian empire that gave rise to Eastern Orthodox Christianity collapsed on May 29th in 1453
Byzantine Empire
This former president DIED in 2004! On June 5th, only a few days after my birthday! Good riddance!
Ronald Reagan
This numerical phrase roughly means the same thing as "damned if you do, damned if you don't"
Catch-22
The famous Great Mall located in Milpitas was originally a factory for this car company
Ford
Chloe Kim at 17 years old famously became the youngest woman to ever win an Olympic snowboarding gold medal during this specific event
Snowboard halfpipe
This was the day of the week on May 29th, 2004
Saturday
This iconic sitcom aired its last episode on May 6th, 2004, after 10 seasons and 236 episodes
Friends
This basketball star reps the #22 on their jersey and makes $528,846 as a base salary in 2026 (and it should be higher! hashtag equality)
Caitlin Clark
"Milpitas" was falsely declared to mean "little corn fields," when it actually was named after the thousands (mil) of these plants originally spread throughout the land (you cannot say pitas)
Agave (My grandfather taught me this :)