Losers and Suckers
This former Ohio Governor received flack online during the 2024 Presidential Race for a section in his book Hillbilly Elegy, wherein critics complained that he had intercourse with a couch
JD Vance
A world-renowned K-Pop girl group balance their lives in the spotlight with their secret identities as demon hunters
Kpop Demon Hunters
This American chain restaurant attempted to change its logo in 2025 by removing the titular barrel from it, leading to immediate backlash and an abandonment of the logo-change
Cracker Barrel
This Bengals Wide Receiver was given the nickname “Ocho Cinco” after the number on his jersey
Chad Johnson
This numerical phrase became popular after the song “Doot Doot” by Skrilla was released, which featured the number throughout the song
67
Trump’s current Secretary of State, who actually ran against him in the 2016 Republican Presidential Primary enacted a 90-day freeze on U.S.Aid
Marco Rubio
Trying to leave their troubled lives behind, twin brothers return to their hometown to start again, only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting to welcome them back
Sinners
In 2023, this Social Media company underwent a complete name-change, with its new owner rebranding it as the “everything app”
Twitter / X
This former Steelers running back became known as “The Bus” after surpassing 1000 rushing yards in just eight seasons
Jerome Bettis
This Machinima web series created by Alexey Gerasimov spawned a memetic word with many meanings including everything from cool, to bad, to silly
Skibidi Toilet
The current U.S. Attorney General, who accepted the position after Matt Gaetz withdrew from the position, has called for federal prosecutors to seek the death penalty for the Luigi Mangione case
Pam Bondi
When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance
Weapons
This American electronics company underwent a rebrand in 2009, dropping the first part of their name with the new slogan “Our Friends Call Us the ________.”
Radioshack
This eight-time Pro-Bowler who played for the 49ers and the Cowboys was nicknamed “PrimeTime” for his ability to excel under pressure
Deion Sanders
During a live stream, wrapper Drake claimed that this was his alter ego
Anita Max Wynn
Trump’s current Director of National Intelligence was a former democrat, who resigned her position in 2016 to endorse then candidate Bernie Sanders
Tulsi Gabbard
Only one man has the particular set of skills - to lead Police Squad and save the world
The Naked Gun
This popular orange-juice company underwent a $35 million rebrand in 2009, which sparked confusion among customers, as they quickly became unable to determine whether or not the orange juice they were purchasing contained pulp or not
Tropicana
This NBA shooting guard, nicknamed The Answer, began his career in 1996 with the 76ers
Allen Iverson
A.I. generated the tiktok image of this pig/human eventually killed by Tim Cheese.
John Pork
The current Secretary of War (formerly the Secretary of Defense), who was a former Fox News host known for his problems with alcoho
Pete Hegseth
When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue the daughter of one of their own
One Battle After Another
In 2011, Netflix attempted to sever its streaming platform and DVD service, with the DVD service planning to be called this strange name
Qwikster
This featherweight MMA fighter earned the name “The Korean Zombie” for his ability to take hits and keep on fighting
Jung Chan-Sung
This memetic name was actually the name of a high school football player, but is now used overtop distorted images of rappers including NBA Youngboy
Quandale Dingle