How many kids does Chris have? Bonus points: what are the names?
3 (Hadley, Charlotte, Becket)
What would Chris’s water bottle always smell like?
Bananas
USD
What is Chris’s favorite sport?
Golf
What is his favorite creation?
AI
What city does he live in?
San Marcos
What does Chris usually leave the staff office to do?
Eat lunch
When is Chris’s sparkleversary?
April 4th
Chris’s favorite candy?
Jolly Rancher
What game does he play with us when we are bored?
Contexto
Does Chris have siblings? If so?
Older Sister
What show quote aligns with Chris the most?
”that’s what she said”
Chris’s top 3 fav clients?
L, T, M
Where does Chris always run into clients?
Church
What is his horoscope?
Gemini
What ethnicity is he technically?
Italian - Mazzzzzooooo
Approximately how many times a day does Chris go to the bathroom? Bonus points: what does he call it?
~4-5. “Dropping the kids off”
How many countries has he lived in?
4?? Idek LOL
What are his top 3 love languages?
Where does he like to go when the weather is nice?
La Jolla beach & tennis club
What are his parents names?
IDK HAHA he’ll tell us
What celebrity has Chris met through golf?
Kevin from the office
What show was he going to be in/was in???
What is his favorite brand?
Travis Mathews
If Chris shows you a video, what is it likely to be?
Comedy show