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Several possible explanations have been given for Chris being fired from a Wendy's: disagreements with the manager, drawing an unflattering caricature of an older female coworker, frequent breaks, neglecting duties, a dirty uniform and...

What is making a child cry with a Donald Duck impression?

200

Chris became upset with this brand of men's deodorant/shampoo because the gays use it too.

What is Axe?

200

You can tell that Liquid Chris isn't the real Chris Chan because his shirt isn't red and blue. It is instead this color:

What is Brown?

200

Chris was born and raised in this US state

What is, Virginia?

200

Megan introduced Chris to this TV show in the early 2000s, which technically makes him its first adult male fan.

What is MLP?

200

The name of our sister dimension 

What is C-197?

400

This is what Chris calls the monthly check he receives from the government.

What is his "tugboat?"


400

When Chris Chan sees a dick, he claims he does this.

What is, "I just look away…with a moment of being freaked out."

400

Liquid Chris is believed to go on to do this for a living.

What is a doctor?

400

Chris Chan posted a video paraphrasing the speech from the movie Independence Day to encourage his viewers to celbrate a new holiday on 02/24 alongside Mexican Flag Day.

This same Chris invented holiday is referenced in Sonichu Issue #10, commemorating the curing of homosexuality across the world as a 2nd Valentine's Day celebrating straight love.

What is Christian Love Day?


400

Chris said teenage girls should play with this brand of action figures so they could learn how to talk to boys.

What are Transformers?

400

Despite not talking to her in years, Chris made a video directed at this woman, who he said was a CPU Goddess in our sister dimension.

Who is, Megan?

600

Chris worked for this cutlery retailer for a short period of time.

What is CutCo?

600

When trollsome loser, Clyde Cash, convinced Chris to make a video claiming he was "GEEHHH" Chris placed these two items in the frame of the video as clues that he was under duress, and in fact, straight.

  • A sailor moon poster with sailor moon and chibiusa, and Optimus Prime

  • He also was not wearing his medallion



600

During their sing star competition, Liquid Chris trolls the Chan by having him sing this song about whiffing genitals by the artist Riskay.

What is "Smell yo dick?" 

(3 min in)


600

The Chandler family survived off of patents Bob Chandler made for which American Company?

What is GE (General Electric)?

600

*Daily Double*

Chris wanted to make a Sonichu game with Nintendo, but things fell through when he realized he wasn't actually talking to this video game industry veteran.

Who is Shigeru Miyamoto?

600

Chris' Goddess Name

Who is, CPU Blue Heart, Goddess of the Commadore Console.

800

Chris smashed his PS3 with a brick and ran over it with a car in order to collect this amount of money as an award from Clyde Cash.

What is $9001?


800

Chris Chan claims that if you are in a three-way with another man, it's not gay as long as this doesn't happen.

What is your testicles don't touch?


800

Liquid Chris's girlfriend Kacey pretended to be fooled by Chris's impersonation of her boyfriend over the phone. During their phone sex session, Chris Chan said he'll just keep banging her breasts over and over again until he gives her a first dose of this, another word for semen.

What is "comeuppance?"

800

Chris Chan's favorite singer

Who is, himself?

800

Chris detests this brand of video game console manufacturers.

What is Xbox?

800

The Person Chris Believes to Be Preventing The Dimensional Merge

Who is, Jakoba?

1000

In Cwcville, it takes this many C quarters to equal 1 W quarter.

What are 10 C quarters?

1000

*Daily Double* When asked whether he thought Obama should repeal don't ask don't tell, Chris said he was for it for this reason.

So "the homos can go die in explosions."

1000

During the sing star competition with Chris Chan, Liquid Chris chose this member of SleepyCabin as one of his 3 judges.

Who is Spazkid?

1000

One of Chris' spouses.

Who are Sylvana Rosechu, Magi-chan, or Mewtwo

1000

Chris wanted to give one of these video game systems to Megan in order to convince her to sleep with him at a hotel

What is, a Sony PSP

1000

The Name of the Gateway Between Our Dimensions.

What is, the Iron Curtain?

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