things to do at work to pass the time
"man, there are so many of these left for me to do. i think ill let the next shift do them even though really im supposed to. oh well!
what are work queues?
"help me please! im in afib!"
what is an old man/woman/ chest pain/heart attack
"i know i got insurance!"
no insurance/ a medicaid
you go to this place when youre hungry
what is the cafeteria/break room?
"lead with a heart and a smile guys! thats what i do! i love my staff!"
what is mitzi
this is commonly used in b11 whenever there are patients on the board to register but you dont feel like it, and it is in your hand
what is a cell phone
"yeah... i uhhhhhhh.... i just need a checkup"
" yeah i have insurance through the hospital i work here"
what is anthem insurance
you go to this place when you want something that actually tastes good
what is taco bell/mcdonalds down the street
"helooooo? whats your dat of birth?
Oh okay coo. whats your last name? coo.......... do you have a public adjuster you use?"
who is carolyn?
this is something we arent supposed to use the internet for, but we do it anyway
what is online shopping/youtube?
"please dont kick me out! I aint got no where else to go but the shelter!
what is a homeless man/woman
"i live outta state but i know i got it! i just renewed it last week you know what im sayin!"
in this situation, a patient claims to have what when it comes back negative on passport
what is insurance
"im screamin! okay i walked into this patients room and he was so rude to me! he had a knife in his chest and when I asked him his address he just stared at me and wouldnt even answer! also, door dash screwed up my order again. im heated. they trying to catch these hands."
who is sierra
"we have thirty minutes left on our shift and theres ten on the board... lets go to this place all together!"
the admitting booths
"yeah my husband isnt breathing! he might have had a heart attack"
what is a dead person?
"i aint got no insurance! is there anything i can do to help me with my bill? some kind of form i can fill out?
what is the FAA
you do this if and only if the patient was just here yesterday and was registered
forge the signatures and not go into the room
"did you check your email on that? i sent you an email. read it. I am the mommy of this department and youre all my children"
who is allison?
this is the fastest way to pass the time at work and it is benificial to the team
what is actually doing work
"yeah man..... theres someone chasing me around my house in circles man..... also my dad took me to the circus when i was 3 and he tried to kill me..... somethings going on with me. i need help"
what is a psych eval
I DONT GOT NO INSURANCE AND I AINT FILLIN OUT NO FORMS!!!!
what is self pay (:
you lock yourself into this room only if the patient inside is attractive in a twisted way
what is A29
"you guys can just call me daddy. im the king of this ER. especially the front desk 3rd shift"
who is matthew daddy