What did Ralphie want for Christmas?
A Red Ryder BB Gun
When is Three Kings Day?
January 6th
Sleigh bells ring, are ya listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'
What is the Grinch's dog named?
Max
Other than a toymaker, what did Hermey the Elf long to be?
A Dentist
What do children in England call Santa?
Father Christmas
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away
"Teacher says, every time a bell rings..."
"an angel gets its wings!"
What did Clark Griswold receive as his holiday bonus?
A certificate for Jelly of the Month
What does the witch Bafena do to Italian children?
Brings them presents
Oh ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me!
What movie:
"Why is the carpet all wet, Todd"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
What is the first gift of Christmas in The Polar Express?
A bell
How would a girl dress to represent Saint Lucia?
Mother says a hippo would eat me up but then....
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian
What mountain does the Grinch live on?
Mount Crumpit
What odd object could be found in a King Cake?
A bean or a baby
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree
In A Christmas Story, what does the Orphan Annie Secret Decoder spell out?
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine