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Things Dad Says
100

Who says "It's just too far"

Bertram

100
Who is the rudest reindeer
Rude-Olf
100

"Rudolf the _____ Nose Reindeer" 

Red

100

Who says "BANANA"

Who are the Minions 

100

"Does anyone hear a _____ toad"

Barking

200

Who says "I'm already eating dinner with my friend, Milly the Mermaid"

Zuri

200

What do Gingerbread men use when they are old?

Candy Canes

200

"____ Bells, _____ Bells, ________ all the way"

Jingle
200

Who says ""4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one" 

The Grinch

200
"Don't forget to _____ the bus driver."

Thank

300

What show is says "for real life?" 

Bluey

300

"What do reindeer use to decorate their antlers"

Hornaments

300

"O _____ Tree, O _______ Tree"

Christmas

300

"Our love is stronger than words and shoes"

What is "The Secret Life of Pets"

300

"I listened to this in _______" 

Highschool

400

Who says "My perfect face! My perfect teeth! You'll pay for this!"

Chip Whistler

400

Why did the snowmen get arrested?

They were up to snow-good

400

"I saw _____ kissing Santa Claus"

Daddy

400
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE!"

What is "The Princess Bride"

400

"Hi ____, I'm Dad."

Hungry, Tired, Bored

500

"I'm ready!!! I'm ready!!" 

Spongebob

500

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes, “Ribbet, ribbet”?

A mistle-toad.

500

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a partridge in a ______ tree"

Pear

500

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy"

What is Harry Potter (4th movie)

500

"I ____ You"

Love

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