Meme
Meme's girlhood stature was once described by her future husband as this breed of man's best friend.
What is a daschund?
Avoiding human interaction at all costs, Gabe completed his first years of his college education at this coastal community college.
What is Southern Maine Community College?
Pa risks his life (and his passport) zipping along the Canadian border on this wintery machine.
What is a snowmobile?
Mom entered the world in this groovy decade, well-known for VolksWagens and Woodstock.
What is the 1970s?
Eli resembled this extraterrestrial creature when he was born.
What is an alien?
Best friends since high school, Meme has been through everything with this fellow Spaulding High graduate.
Who is Linda?
Already on the prowl for Latinas, Gabe studied this romance language during his time at Spaulding High School.
What is Spanish?
Without a word of English in his brain, Pa spoke only this language for the first five years of his life.
What is French?
Mom lived a high-profile, law-evading lifestyle in this Boston neighborhood.
What is Mission Hill?
Eli has eaten this greasy delicacy in multiple countries around the world.
What is pizza?
You can find Meme in front of this romantic holiday channel every December.
What is Lifetime?
Gabe's childhood bedroom, as well as the names of all his pet chickens, followed this steaming theme.
What is Thomas the Tank Engine?
Pa is know far and wide for his culinary skills in making this beloved breakfast dish.
What is an omelette?
Mom breaks all laws of humanity to enjoy this scandalous condiment atop her mashed potatoes.
What is barbecue sauce?
Eli once spent his time in Boston trekking far and wide in search of this YouTuber's latest release - a hamburger.
Who is Mr. Beast?
Meme sported this sexy car for many years in an attempt to fit all of her grandkids in one vehicle.
What is a minivan?
Whether marching on the football field or scoring concert solos, Gabe rose to the rank of second in the state playing this brassy instrument.
What is the euphonium?
On many occasions, Pa has found himself among friends after belting this animal's (mating?) call.
What is a moose?
Just learning to walk, Mom also learned her first glasses prescription at this age.
What is two years old?
Continuing Gabe's tradition of unconventional posing, Eli struck this move in almost every picture taken of him during his 8th year of life.
What is the dab?
Rebelling against her father's righteous position as police chief, Meme spent many days robbing this Rochester store.
What is Woolworth's?
This is Gabe's go-to pose for all important family photos and life events.
What is turned around?
Pa once cleverly escaped a speeding ticket by telling the arresting officer this piece of personal information.
What is "I am dating the chief's daughter?"
Mom's college friend Sean, heavily inebriated and with a full stomach, one vomited this bumpy food, creating one of Mom's favorite college memories.
What are pickles?
Beginning his love affairs at an early age, Eli's first love interest was this young girl with minions on her shirt.
Who is Violet?