Christmas Jokes
why does Santa have three gardens ?
so he can say " ho, ho, ho'!
What is the name of the Grinch's loyal dog?
Max
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
In the film The Nightmare Before Christmas, what holiday does Jack Skellington discover?
Christmas
double Jeopardy
What does you call an old snowman?
Water.
Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad "elf"!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other?
Fleece Navidad.