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New Year's Resolutions
Math homework over Christmas Break!
Coal in Their Stocking
100

These two books in the Bible detail the birth of our Savior.

Matthew ad Luke

100

These two southern staples would have been at the last supper.  I prefer the red top and cat's head ones.

Sweet tea and biscuits

100

I resolve to keep looking forward and not looking back.

Lot's wife

100

Multiply the number of Geese a laying times (X) creation day of the sun, moon, and stars

24

6x4

100

A jealous farmer, murderer, and expatriate of Eden 

Cain

200

This man made a decree that caused Joseph and Mary to travel.

Caesar Augustus

200

Remnants of this plague can make porch sitting a challenge

Gnats

200

I resolve to do my own barbering

Samson

200

Multiply the number of stone jars at Cana times (X) the number of Gold Rings divided by (/) creation day of land

15

6 x 5 /2

200

A beautiful temptress, betrayer, and barber

Delilah 

300

This Angel appeared to Mary to give her the good news.

Gabriel

300

Get yourself up to Lake Blackshear, you can walk right through the middle!

Parting of the Red Sea

300

I resolve not to tell my brothers about my dreams

Joseph

300

Multiply the number of disciples at the last supper times (X) the number of disciples in the Garden of Gethsemane minus (-) the number of French hens

33

12 x 3 - 3

300

A mighty ruler, idol worshiper, city builder, and chariot driver. Ultimately he let the people go.


 

Pharoh

400

These astronomers held an impromptu baby shower for the baby and what gifts they brought!

The three wise men

400

Pharaoh's granaries would have been filled with this legume.  I have come to love them boiled!

Peanuts

400

I resolve not to make any more Golden calves 

Aaron

400

Subtract the number of Wise men from the number of Drummers drumming. Then Multiply that by the creation day of Adam and Eve

54

12 -3 = 9   9 X 6=54

400

The first bad guy to appear in the Bible and the main antagonist in the book of Revelation. One of his favorite things to do is to tempt, ask Adam and Eve and Jesus. 

Satan

500

This prophet foretold that the Messiah would be a descendant of King David and would be born in Bethlehem

Micah 5:1-2

500

One more night with these would have turned into a night of gigging

Frogs

500

I resolve to believe when the other disciples say Jesus is alive

Thomas

500

Add the number of Northern tribes of Israel to the number Pipers pipping; then multiply that number times the number of Lions in the den with Daniel

147

10 + 11=21

21 x 7= 147

500

A truly horrible man,  this Babylonian was well known for his torture and his fiery furnace He conquered  Jerusalem and took many Jews into exile. God caused his to lose his mind and live like and animal for seven years in the wilderness before he acknowledged God as sovereign 

King Nebuchadnezzar 

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