Christmas Jokes 1
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How can a snowman lose weight?
He waits until it gets warmer!
Who was ran over by a reindeer?
Grandmother.
Who tries to stop Christmas from coming, by stealing all things of Christmas from “the Who’s”?
The Grinch
How do you say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Feliz Navidad
What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your Teeth
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What king of the socks is the children's favorite at Christmas time?
A stocking!
Which reindeer could be seen in the sky as a cone?
Comet
According to legend, what holiday goodies were shaped to resemble a shepherd’s staff, as a way to remind children of the shepherds who visited baby Jesus?
Candy canes
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause
What kind of Christmas bird can write?
A Pen-guin
One of Santa’s reindeer shares a name with a famous symbol of Valentine’s Day. Which reindeer is that?
Cupid
Similar to tinsel, these long strips of shiny foil are used to decorate a Christmas tree. What are they called?
Icicles
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
What is Father Christmas' wife called ?
Mary Christmas
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Only one - after then it is not empty any more.
The legend of Santa Claus is associated with which saint or monk?
Saint Nicholas
The red and white costume of Father Christmas was allegedly first introduced by which drinks manufacturer?
Coca-cola
What do snowmen and mountains wear on their heads?
Ice Caps
What do you call fat old man with white beard who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause!
Why does Santa work in 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Who could be seen in Santa's carriage from afar.
Rudolph
What name is given to small sausages wrapped in bacon, a staple at a British Christmas dinner?
Pigs in blankets