Songs
Who sings "All I want for Christmas is you"
Mariah Carey
How does Cousin Eddie respond after Clark says, "Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City"
"You Serious Clark"
This Roman emperor ordered the census that brought Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem.
Caesar Augustus
The Detroit Lions will play this team tomorrow on Christmas Day
The Minnesota Vikings
Which two actors audition in the Chippendales Audition SNL skit
Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley
Who was kissing Santa Claus in this Christmas song sung by Michael Jackson
Mommy
What part of the turkey does Cousin Eddie want saved for him
The Neck
According to Matthew’s Gospel, these visitors followed a star to find the child Jesus.
the Magi (or Wise Men)
Who do officials always screw over, no matter if it's Christmas or not
The Detroit Lions
Who constantly breaks in the Van Down by the River sketch due to Chris Farley's performance
David Spade
This Christmas song was banned by the BBC during WWII because its lyrics were considered too sentimental.
I'll Be Home For Christmas
Who burns the first Christmas tree at the Griswolds'
Louis
These visitors were watching their flocks at night when angels announced Jesus’ birth.
the shepherds
This college football bowl game is traditionally played on Christmas Day in Honolulu
the Hawaiʻi Bowl
Who lives in a Van Down by the River
Matt Foley (Chris Farley)
Who created the 1984 single Last Christmas?
Wham!
What is Clark trying to build after he believes he is going to receive a Christmas bonus
A Pool
This town is identified as the birthplace of Jesus.
What is Bethlehem
Last year, this duo combined for 251 rushing yards, helping the Ravens beat the Texans 31-2
Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry
What present is Matt Damon given in the SNL sketch "Best Christmas Ever"
Furry Slippers
First recorded by Bing Crosby in 1942, this song is the best-selling single of all time.
White Christmas
What song is sung after Louis causes an explosion by throwing his cigarette into the contaminated sewer
The Star Spangled Banner or The National Anthem
This Gospel includes the famous line, “Glory to God in the highest.”
Luke
On December 8th, 2013, this running back made the Lions have a unmerry Christmas as he rushed for a franchise best 217 yards in an infamous snow game between the Lions and Eagles
LeSean McCoy
What are the three steps in the SNL sketch D*** in a box
1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your Junk in that box
3. Have her open the box