How Well Do You Know Your Mother Who Raised You?!?
EXTRA EXTRA! EXCLUSIVE SCOOPS ON EZRA!
CHRISTMAS LORE 😱
DO YOU LISTEN TO EZRA?
DAD DID WHAT?
100

What Dog Did Mom Save From The Railroad Track?

A: Rosie
B: Daisy
C: Boo Boo
D: Penny

WHAT IS D: PENNY

100

Which Of These Places Did Ezra NOT Get Groomed?

A: Introductions to Humanities
B: O Sole Mio
C: Cilantro Tacos
D: English Comp 1

WHAT IS D: ENGLISH COMP 1

100

What Is The Christmas Tree Usually Supposed To Be?
A: Cedar Arboreal
B: Cypress Evergreenous
C: Evergreen Conifer
D: Juniper Resinous 

WHAT IS C: EVERGREEN CONIFER

100

How Many College Classes Did Ezra NOT Get An A In?

FREE RESPONE 

WHAT IS 1

100

Why was Dad fired from Publix?
A: He Stole a Sandwich
B: They Didn't Fire Him He Quit
C: He Stole Money
D: He Was High at Work

WHAT IS A: HE STOLE A SANDWICH

200

What City Did Mary and Mom Ride On Top Of The Carboard In The Back Of The Truck?
A: Fort Worth 
B: Gainesville
C: Albany
D: Atlanta 

WHAT IS D: ATLANTA

200

What Irrational Fear Does Ezra Have?

A: The Dark
B: Heights
C: Women
D: Natural Disasters

WHAT IS D: NATURAL DISASTERS

200

Where Did the Word Christmas Come From?
A: An Old English phrase meaning “holy winter feast”
B: A Roman holiday honoring the god Saturn
C: A Germanic winter festival meaning “cold night"
D: An Old English term meaning “Christ’s Mass” 

What IS D: AN OLD ENGLISH TERM MEANING “CHRIST'S MASS” 

200

What Is Ezra's Favorite Country?

FREE RESPONSE

WHAT IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

200

What happened to Dad at Burger King?
A: Stabbed himself through his hand
B: Held hostage and robbed at gunpoint
C: Got fired for stealing burgers
D: Walked into his manager having an affair 

WHAT IS B: HELD HOSTAGE AND ROBBED AT GUNPOINT

300

What Position Did Mom Play In Softball?

A: Outfield
B: 3rd Base
C: Catcher
D: Backup Pitcher

WHAT IS A: OUTFIELD

300

What Is Ezra's Primary Username In Games?

A: EzraGH
B: Cowtatoes
C: GunterEH
D: GunterGatekeeper

WHAT IS D: GUNTERGATEKEEPER

BONUS 200 POINTS FOR ORIGIN 

300

What Country Started The Tradition Of Decorating Christmas Trees?
A: Germany
B: The United States
C: Norway
D: England

WHAT IS A: GERMANY

300

How Much Money Does Ezra Have?
(INLCUDING STOCKS)
To The Nearest 5k 

FREE RESPONSE

WHAT IS 49,000

300

DOUBLE JEOPARDY! WORTH 600 POINTS!!!!!!

How many years did Dad work Burrito Brothers?
A: 11 Years
B: 7 Years
C: 9 Years
D: 5 Years

WHAT IS B: 7 YEARS

400

What Did Mom Win For Giving Blood?

A: A Bike
B: A Ski Trip
C: A Cruise Trip
D: A Massage

WHAT IS B: A SKI TRIP

NO BUZZ REQUIRED, FOR 400 POINTS: WHAT FAMOUS LINE WAS SAID AFTER DAD RAN OVER A DEAD ANIMAL ON THAT TRIP?

400

What Is Ezra's Primary Travelling Goal?

A: Visit all National Parks In America
B: Visit The Primary Pole of Inaccessibility On Each Continent
C: Travel To Every UN Recognized Country
D: Hike Every State In America

WHAT IS A: VISIT ALL NATIONAL PARKS IN AMERICA

400

Where Is Christmas NOT Prohibited?
(Includes Practically Prohibited)

A: The Soviet Union
B: Brunei
C: North Korea
D: India

WHAT IS D: INDIA

400

What National Park Does Ezra Want To Visit The Most?
FREE RESPONSE

(Request Hint For -100)

WHAT IS YOSEMITE 

400

What College at UF Did Dad Graduate From? 

A: College of Fine Arts
B: College of Computer Systems
C: College of Liberal Arts and Science
D: College of Journalism  

WHAT IS D: COLLEGE OF JOURNALISM

500

What Ice Cream Flavor Began Mom's and Ann's Friendship?
A: Rocky Road
B: Mint Chocolate Chip
C: Peach
D: Cherry Garcia 

WHAT IS B: MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP

500

What Is Ezra's Dream Pet?

A: Ocicat (Breed)
B: Bernese (Breed)
C: Squirrel
D: Raccoon 

WHAT IS A: Ocicat

500

(Approximately) How Many Christmas Cards Are Sent In America Each Year?
A: 680 Million
B: 300 Million
C: 1 Billion 
D: 2 Billion

WHAT IS D: 2 BILLION

500

What is Ezra's Favorite Book Series
FREE RESPONSE

(Request Hint For -200) 

WHAT IS JUJUSTU KAISEN 

500

What Private School Did Dad Attend?
A: Westwood Hills Christian Academy
B: Countryside Christian School
C: The Rock School
D: Cornerstone Christian Academy 

WHAT IS A: WESTWOOD HILLS CHRISTIAN ACADEMY 

M
e
n
u