Northeast Region
Colleges
Southeast Region Colleges
Christmas Careers
Unscramble
Ms. Alisa's Corny Jokes
100

The Giants and the Jets

New York

100

Miami Dolphins

Florida

100

If you're short and your ears are pointy enough you have a career as one of Santa's.... 

Elves

100

ITSCMHARS

CHRISTMAS

100

Why is Santa good at karate?

Because he has a black belt.

200
Pirates

Pennsylvania

200

Atlanta Hawks

Georgia

200

In the movie Home Alone, the career crooks were called the....

Dirty Bandits

200

NTAAS

SANTA

200

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

300

Devils

New Jersey

300

Louisville Cardinals

Kentucky

300

In this profession, you can spend the whole winter in the mall with Santa as children line up to see him.

Photographer

300

LUHDROP

RUDOLPH

300

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?

Frostbite

400

Yale

Connecticut

400

Crimson Tide

Alabama

400

If you bought too many presents and you're feeling lazy, take your presents to some stores and people will do this to them for you...

gift wrapper

400

SGTIF

GIFTS

400

How does a gingerbread man get around with a broken leg?

He uses a candy cane

500

Red Sox

Massachusetts

500

Duke University

North Carolina

500

This place hires alot of people around the holidays....and I'm not talking about the rainforest!

Amazon

500

SEJSU

JESUS

500

What do you wash your hands with on Christmas?

Santa-tizer

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