Colleges
The Giants and the Jets
New York
Miami Dolphins
Florida
If you're short and your ears are pointy enough you have a career as one of Santa's....
Elves
ITSCMHARS
CHRISTMAS
Why is Santa good at karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Pennsylvania
Atlanta Hawks
Georgia
In the movie Home Alone, the career crooks were called the....
Dirty Bandits
NTAAS
SANTA
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
Devils
New Jersey
Louisville Cardinals
Kentucky
In this profession, you can spend the whole winter in the mall with Santa as children line up to see him.
Photographer
LUHDROP
RUDOLPH
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?
Frostbite
Yale
Connecticut
Crimson Tide
Alabama
If you bought too many presents and you're feeling lazy, take your presents to some stores and people will do this to them for you...
gift wrapper
SGTIF
GIFTS
How does a gingerbread man get around with a broken leg?
He uses a candy cane
Red Sox
Massachusetts
Duke University
North Carolina
This place hires alot of people around the holidays....and I'm not talking about the rainforest!
Amazon
SEJSU
JESUS
What do you wash your hands with on Christmas?
Santa-tizer