Christmas jokes
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite
what is omas real name
Annamaria
who is the Steelers quarter back
Russell Wilson
which is the only food that will never go bad
honey
what is the most populated country
China
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
how did Lena mush her thumb
door in darvel
which two teams have the most super bowl wins
Steelers and patriots
which is the most expensive spice
saffron
what is the smallest country
Vatican City
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph.
what color of cat did Oma have
black
how many super bowl titles does Tom Brady have
5
what percent of a cucumber is water
(within 5%)
96%
largest island in the world
Greenland
Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care! 🎅
What is the name of Opa and Omas fourth child
Christian
who is singing at the Super Bowl halftime this year
Kendrick Lamar
what fruit will explode in the microwave
a grape
worlds longest running democracy
united states
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! ❄️💪
Trippi
which team is the only NFL team to go undefeated throughout an entire season, finishing 17-0 in 1972, and going on to win Super Bowl VII.
Miami dolphins
what is the most consumed fruit in the world
Tomatoes!
which is the only country without a river