Christmas Cookies
These tiny men usual live inside homes made of their own skin
What are gingerbread
"Jack frost..."
Nipping at your nose
"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. Maybe it just needs a little love."
Charlie brown christmas
This diminutive cookie does not at all resemble its namesake
What is shortbread
"Mary's Boy child...."
Jesus Christ
"You smell like beef and cheese"
Elf
Mold them, shape them, whatever you do don't mistake them for waffles
What are pizzelles'
"All of the other reindeer...."
Used to laugh and call him names
"The Marley's we're dead to begin with."
Muppets Christmas Carol
A tiny sandwich fit for a king, these treats are like afternoon tea in a couple of bites
Belgian cookies
"That's the island greeting that they send to you...."
"I want golf clubs, I want diamonds, I want a pony so I can ride it twice get bored and sell it to make glue"
The Grinch that dad hates
Though they aren't the booze these delectable treats take their flavours from a similar source
Amaretti
"This evening has been...."
"So lucky that you dropped in"
Klaus