A Family Affair
This drunken individual, often found at the bar at Uncle Fred's barbecues, fell completly on top of Patrick
June Lynch
Not a Catholic church, but this church was where Teona was dropped of for mass
St. George's (Greek Orthodox Church) in Ocean
The name of this turnover/zeppoli stuffed with anchovies, often eaten only by Al
Alici
Dubbed the "Queen of Christmas" and "Songbird Supreme," this musician reportedly makes $2.5 million dollars per year off of the royalties from her signature Christmas classic, and went viral for her voice cracks and pitchy tone at the 2014 Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting
Mariah Carey ("It's timeeee")
While Grammy Netta was in Pennsylvania visiting her cousins, the Prati girls held a garage sale, in which they allowed a little girl, who exhbited this explosive condition, to use the basement bathroom, prompting the need to call Gene Pagnozzi (the plumber)
Diarrhea
The now-defunt school where Anita subbed, stayed too late grading, became locked in, dropped and lost the classroom keys in the dark hallway, and escaped through a small window in front of the police
Bradley Park
After arriving late to mass, Rita and Erin unknowingly chose a pew where if you sat there, you were supposed to complete this service during the mass, prompting the priest to angrily call them out mid-mass when they did not do this task
Bringing up the gifts
At an annual Freda Christmas Party, Cookie admitted that the cat peed in this food product, a product which may or may not have been used to create her zeppolis that people were eating
The Crisco
During the holiday giveaway on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Oprah exclaimed this iconic phrase 12 times to her ecstatic audience
"You get a car" (and you get a car, everybody gets a car)
A phrase invented by Joanne that describes the mixture of uneasiness, gloom, despair, and stress associated with starting a brand new week, which also grew to explain the dread of starting a new school year felt at Uncle Fred's Labor Day barbecues
Sunday Sorrow
This Six Flags amusement park ride was famously rode by Andrew, Matthew, Patrick, Erin, Rita, and a convicted felon who shall not be named, in which an employee named James forced three of us to sit together when the ride was empty, and said "usually 3 can fit" when we complained
Déjà Vu
The front (sky portrait)
This beautiful, handcrafted wind chime ornament, created by a Freda family member, sat nestled atop Grammy Netta's Charlie Brown tree in the basement
Jeannie Bird
This toy quickly became a viral phenomenon during the 1996 Christmas season, causing multiple stampedes and instances of violence among individuals fighting over the toy, and resulting in arrests, injuries, and price gauging across the internet
Tickle Me Elmo
At the same time that Anita fell down the basement stairs, this individual allegedly fell down the attic ladder, crashing onto concrete and getting the wind knocked out of them
Bruce
Joanne and Bill brought multiple of their nieces and nephews to see this film in Princeton, where Joanne proceeded to slip on ice and fell entirely under the car, forcing her to hold a cup of ice to her bleeding chin during the movie
I Am Eleven
The Prati girls could be found laughing at this tone-deaf singer's voice every Sunday, resulting in an angry confrontation directed almost entirely at Joanne
Mr. Spagnola
A Christmas tree purchased by this couple had a disease, causing the tree to have bugs and lose all of its needles before Christmas even happened
Kris and Michelle
What country does Santa visit on Christmas morning first that is near the International Date Line?
Kiribati
Name the mathematical property described below:
If Rita looks like Brittany according to Michelle Freda's cousin, and Brittany looks like Ginger according to Bill, then Rita must look like Ginger
The Transitive Property
Although Susan was working at the school, this individual relentlessly argued that Sue was wrong and lying, insisting that she staged houses with her (corrupt) cousin instead
The other Sue Dilloian
Given her large donations to Mt. Carmel, this individual found a job working in the church's office, and struck a deal where she often projected her tone-deaf voice at many church services
Kandi
This was the reason why Aunt Joanne was seen punching the dough at 5 AM before making turnovers
Yeast
The psychological phenomenon many face when watching The Polar Express, which describes the feeling of unease or revulsion that people experience when they encounter something that is almost human but not quite, often a robotic or computer-generated character with human-like characteristics
Uncanny Valley
The two food items Dorris served to Andrew, Patrick, Erin, Kris, Michelle, Joanne, and Bill as they painted the chain-link fence, kicked open the shop door (leaving their footprint @Patrick), and completed other strenous yard work in 100 degree weather (must name both for points)
Hot Cross Buns and Onion Rolls