Vacation Script
"I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa Claus' sled on his way in from New York."
"You serious, Clark?"
Which Douglas family members have summer birthdays?
Tom, Evelyn, and Rylee.
What Chester County town did baby Maggie come home from the hospital to?
What is Kennett Square?
What month is Gigi's birthday?
April
This martial art is a pasttime of the entire Gibson crew.
What is jiu jitsu?
"I didn't go berserk. I simply solved a problem. We needed a ________... tree. There are no tree lots open on Christmas Eve. Your uncle burned down my tree so I simply replaced it as best I could."
"coffin"
In what US state is Tom's grandparents' farm?
Wisconsin
What was Uncle Bill's major in college?
English.
Name two car-related companies for whom Gigi worked.
What are UTI and ATC?
This is Zane's current favorite vegetable.
What are mushrooms?
What is the next line?
"EXT. SLEDDING HILL - EDDIE AND KID
In the distance, we hear the METAL BOOM of Clark's impact."
"Eddie: Bingo"
What restaurant did Tom and Jess have their first date at?
Mackenzie's.
What is Lucy's favorite horror franchise?
What is Saw?
What's Gigi's favorite insect?
Ladybug.
Name two of Carleigh's afterschool activities.
What are: cheerleading / gymnastics / horseback riding?
ELLEN It's nothing. Let's go finish our dessert.
Eddie tilts the chair and looks at the underside.
"EDDIE· If this one's got nine lives, she just spent 'em all. "
What was Aunt Jess's major in college?
Social Work.
What is Aunt Steph's favorite soda?
What is Diet Coke?
What is Gigi's license plate?
Guzz51
What month is Aunt Melissa's birthday?
ELLEN What do you need a hammer for?
CLARK I'll catch it in the coat and smack it with the hammer.
Tom and Jess's first house was on this street in Downingtown.
What is Northwood?
What street do the Andersons live on?
Anderson Avenue.
What are Gigi's parents' names?
Dorothy and George.
Uncle Jack and Aunt Melissa met at this federal law enforcement facility.
FLETC (federal law enforcement training center)