Santa Knows Too Much
Santa checks his list not once, but this many times, because trust issues.
What is Twice?
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What is Jingle bells?
Buddy the Elf declares this the most important food group.
What is Candy?
Amy's famous drink
What is Slush?
Jesus was born in this town.
What is Bethlehem?
This item proves Santa has elite climbing skills despite zero visible gym membership.
What is A Chimney?
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What is Silent Night?
The company that is known for their Clydesdale Christmas commercial.
What is Budweiser?
What is 83 years?
Jesus was laid in this after He was born.
What is a manager?
Santa’s sleigh is powered by these animals who somehow fly without FAA approval.
What are Reindeer?
🎄⌚️
What is Christmas time?
This green holiday plant is hung for kisses—and possibly mild allergic reactions.
What is mistletoe?
A gift that everyone looks forward to.
What is The Calender?
One of the gifts given to Jesus.
What is gold (also frankincense or myrrh)?
This snack is traditionally left out for Santa, raising serious questions about lactose tolerance.
What are cookies and milk?
◻️🎄
What is White Christmas?
A controversial Christmas movie.
What is Die Hard?
A item that Grandma Kinzinger put in the grandkids stockings.
What is an orange?
After seeing Jesus, the shepherds did this about what they had seen.
What is spread the word?
Santa enters homes using this method, ignoring all modern security systems.
What is the chimney?
❄️🌨️🌨️
What is Let it snow?
In A Christmas Story, Ralphie desperately wants this dangerous toy for Christmas.
What is a BB Gun?
The year that Grandma & Grandpa had their first Christmas together.
What is
The prophet who foretold the Messiah would be born in Bethlehem.
Who is Micah?