Whodunnit
ate their own food, then everyone else’s leftovers… on several separate occasions
maia
"call me a predator the way i-" *walks away*
nat
You gave a gift last year, give it tomorrow.
last christmas
“last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away”
hairy old man steals from children
the grinch
"I ski a lonely slope, the only one that I have ever known"
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
had a raging (and unhealthy) celebrity crush on a gay man for several months, then one day decided they didn’t anymore
sinai
“the true kinetic energy is the friends we made along the way.”
izzy
Christmas begins everywhere.
it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas
“it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas, everywhere you go”
watching crime movies ends up saving a kid’s life
home alone
"And the sleigh bells gonna sleigh, sleigh, sleigh, sleigh, sleigh"
"Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift
got taken out of class because the teacher thought they made a suicide joke (they did)
elizabeth
"i'm feeling bad today, maybe I should take my meds."
"..."
"wait. I don't have meds."
elizabeth
I sat down near the Christmas tree.
rockin around the christmas tree
“rocking around the christmas tree, at the christmas party hop”
grumpy rich guy has a moment of true self-reflection
a christmas carol
"Hey, the tree's lit up, and this is crazy; But let's hang stockings, it's Christmas, baby"
"Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
went into the shoprite below tech during school hours
jess johnson
“i don't care that he was a communist, i care that he supported Karl Marx."
colleen
i don’t like christmas.
all i want for christmas is you
“i don’t want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing i need”
DAILY DOUBLE
adult man in cosplay runs around telling people he’s friends with a celebrity
"I'm gonna take my sleigh to the midnight sky; I'm gonna fly, till the sun is high"
"Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X
DAILY DOUBLE
started a cult around a pile of shaved pencil lead during a standardized test
“Malcolm X sounds like a rapper name. like a hispanic or latino rapper or something.”
ivy
FINAL QUESTION
snake, snake, stone snake.
tall guy sees snow for the first time, immediately attempts to overthrow the government
nightmare before christmas
"Don't go chasing Santa Claus; Please stick to your room so he can bring us all presents"
"Waterfalls" by TLC