Video Game Rhyme Time
A suspiciously blocky flotation device.
What is a Minecraft Raft?
Something you can sit on.
What is a chair?
This is the name of the jolly old fellow that comes down your chimney for Christmas.
Who is Santa? (other names acceptable)
This is the name of the (original) Christmas movie in which the Grinch steals Christmas.
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
This is another name for Santa Claus
AND
an addiction substance found in cigarettes, juuls, vapes, and zyns.
Who is Old Saint Nich-otine?
This is Kyle's middle name.
I actually don't know.
I also just realized this is a little biased in his favor but he hosted so if he gets a free 100 points that's fine by me.
A monkey wearing lingerie.
What is Wukong's Thong?
A Russian ruler.
What is a tsar?
This is the animal that pulls his sleigh.
What is a reindeer?
These are the animals that stop the Polar Express.
What are caribou?
This is a festive song about heart break
AND
a folded piece of stationery given around the holidays.
What is a Last Christmas Card?
Approximate the square root of 52.
What is 7.2111...?
A hero-based FPS's favorite whisky.
What is Overwatch Scotch?
Something I'm clearly not, because I have so many black friends.
What is racist?
This is the 5th.
Who is Comet?
These are the two cities that the first two Home Alone movies take place in.
What are Chicago and New York City?
This is when school is off because of cold precipitation
AND
a holiday celebrating those who have passed.
What is a Snow Day of the Dead?
nice
A nasty disease to acquire in post-apocalyptia.
What is Fallout Gout?
A very unrefined or abrasive individual could be called this.
What is crass?
This is the most famous of all the formers.
What is Halley's Comet?
DAILY DOUBLE
This is the gift Buddy gifts his father in Elf.
This is the name of a Christmas misfit
AND
a 2015 musical about mental health and suicide.
What is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein-Dear Evan Hansen?
Do 30 burpees, fastest wins, go.
good
This Valve franchise will never die.
What is Immortal Portal?
A medium-grained strongly-foliated crystalline metamorphic rock.
What is schist?
This is the next decade that the former will appear.
This is the name of the head elf in The Santa Clause.
Who the hell is Bernard?
This is an addictive holiday sweet
AND
a catchphrase for Marty the Zebra from Madagascar.
What is Christmas Crack-a-lackin'!
Who can do the most impressive/complicated Fortnite/Tiktok dance?
dance monkey, dance