Elvis Presley sings about this kind of Christmas.
What is a Blue Christmas?
Boy begs for gun just so he can shoot himself in the face
What is A Christmas Story?
A bullied kid with a birth defect proves that people are only nice to you when they need something
What is Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?
Boy abandoned by his family resorts to torturing others to cope.
What is Home Alone?
A man commits manslaughter in front of his child and gets a new job
What is The Santa Clause?
Every time this happens, an angel gets his wings.
What is a bell rings?
A man with a heart defect takes revenge on the town that ridiculed him
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
You get this if you are on Santa's naughty list.
What is coal?