Mary, Do You Know?
Toys of the 2000s
Christmas Cinema
Poorly Explained Christmas Songs
The Reason for the Season
200

According to the Gospels of Mark and Luke, Jesus drove seven demons out of this Mary.

Who is Mary Magdalene?

200

These dolls were marketed as the "anti-Barbie" and would use their sass to rule the school in 2001.

What are Bratz?

200

The Grinch's heart grows this many sizes when he discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

What is 3 sizes?

200

Every Christmas, Mariah Carey breaks out of her block of ice to deliver every retail employee's worst nightmare.

What is "All I Want for Christmas Is You"?

200

The wise men brought these three gifts for Jesus.

What are gold, frankincense, and myrrh?  

400

This Mary had to put up with a civil war and a notoriously honest husband.

Who is Mary Todd Lincoln?

400

In 2007, this game used plastic instruments to fulfill every kid's dream of becoming a rock star.

What is Guitar Hero?

400

This is every adult's response to Ralphie's request for an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle bb gun for Christmas in A Christmas Story.

What is "you'll shoot your eye out"?

400

Children perform a magic ritual to bring an elemental creature to life.

What is "Frosty the Snowman"?

400

Jesus's family fled to this country to get away from Herod.

What is Egypt?

600

This Mary is always caught in a web of drama due to her "will they/won't they" relationship with the biggest swinger in New York City.

Who is Mary Jane Watson?

600

These customizable spinning toys had kids yelling "let it rip!" in 2002 as they launched them into playground battles.

What are Beyblades?

600

This is the city Kevin McCallister's family was supposed to visit in the first Home Alone.

What is Paris, France.

600

A man's gift keeps getting regifted, so he decides that next year he'll give it to someone else

What is "Last Christmas"?

600

This is one of the two gospels that don't mention the birth of Christ.

What are Mark and John?

800

This Mary and the misunderstood monster she created terrified her 19th-century readers.

Who is Mary Shelly?

800

These plush toys from 2005 came with a code for a virtual doppelganger.

What is Webkinz?

800

This 1988 holiday classic features a barefoot cop fighting off terrorists at his wife's Christmas party.

What is Die Hard?

800

A woman slowly comes to realize her date is not going to let her leave his house.

What is "Baby It's Cold Outside"?

800

This person ordered the census that led Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem.

Who is Ceasar Augustus?

1000

Queen Mary I of England's reign went so poorly, her subjects gave her this nickname. (Or was it because of her love of tomato juice?)

Who is "Bloody Mary"?

1000

Countless playground deals were made using this colorful elastic jewelry.

What are Silly Bandz?

1000

Tom Hanks voices this many roles in The Polar Express.

What is 7 roles? (The boy, his father, the conductor, Santa, the ghost on top of the train, the Scrooge puppet, and the narrator)

1000

A group of coworkers realize the guy they've been bullying is actually kind of useful.

What is "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"?

1000

This is the name given to the multitude of angels who sang over the shepherds.

Who is the heavenly host?

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