Know your kin
What is the name of Josh's company?
Cerebellum Performance Coaching
Who said "Everyone needs at least one good beating in their life"
April (duh...who else would say that)
According to Josh, what are his pronouns?
He/She
What fake injury did Josh have after he recklessly stopped and crashed our car?
A concussion
Why did Grandma spank Sophia as a child?
she was going up and down the stairs
What does Piers do for work?
CEO of cybersecurity company
Who said "I don't know what Pangea is"
Amber
Last year playing minigolf at the beach, april came second to last, only playing better than who?
James
How old is Sophia according to her Fake ID?
23
At Grandma's funeral, there was a lot of talk of a "shadda." What object was creating the shadda?
A tractor-trailer
Which cousin left Funland in tears after being forced to give their toy to another cousin?
Katelyn (stolen by James and forced by mother)
Who said "Number B"
Josh
List all of the majors Sophia has had in university
Zoology, Criminology, and Psychology
How many hours of community service did Morgan have to complete?
50 hours (we are prouder every day)
Thanksgiving of 2021, what activity did Aunt Punky make us do for her?
Assemble her cook books
What activity did James do outside when he was hopped up on benadryl?
bounced on a pogo stick
Who said "Who's Freddie Mercury? Like an astronaut or something?"
James
Sophia won the treading water contest against April many years ago, but april is a sore loser. How did Sophia "cheat" according to April?
she used her shirt as a flotation device
According to Josh, from what country does he hire (Illegally?) workers from?
The Philippines
What was the name of Uncle Darrel's first wife?
Marlene
Name all five universities Amber attended (does not have to be in order)
Longwood, Shepherd, NOVA, ECU, and George Mason
Soph: "Enough with this tomfoolery"
?: "Who is Tom?"
Amber
How many undergrad students attend Morgan's (almost) university, EMU? (within 100)
755
What did Amber get a ticket for in DC?
being too loud (shouting across the street)
What is the full name of our newest cousin?
Lawson Warren Haslacker