In the movie A Christmas Story, this was Santa's response to Ralphie's request for a BB gun.
What is "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out"?
Exuberance Directed to the Planet.
What is Joy to the World?
This actor starred as Kevin McCallister in "Home Alone".
Who is MaCaulay Culkin?
The year Fran's outdoor decorations first appeared in the Argus Leader.
What is 1970?
Eight PM to Six AM Without Noise.
What is Silent Night?
What is Randy?
This Christmas beverage is also known as "milk punch".
What is Egg Nog?
In this Christmas movie, the main character states "We elves like to stick to the four main food groups, Candy Corn, Candy, Candy Canes and Syrup".
What is Elf?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!
The year that Fran and Emma celebrated their first Christmas as a married couple.
What is 1947?
The process of covering a tree in fake snow.
What is flocking?
What is a lamp shaped like a leg?
Santa's real name is this.
What is Kris Kringle?
In "A Christmas Carol", this was the first ghost to appear to Scrooge.
What is The Ghost of Christmas Past?
The F bomb lighting crew.
Who are Sarah, Molly and Abbey?
This reindeer is Rudolph's dad.
Who is Donner?
In a Christmas Story, Ralphie uses his special Little Orphan Annie decoder pin to reveal this secret message.
What is "Drink Your Ovaltine"?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!
Per a recent holiday fad, this "spy" hides around the house, reporting back to Santa on who has been naughty and nice.
Who is the Elf on the Shelf?
This Hollywood actor played six roles in the Christmas movie, "The Polar Express", including Santa Claus, the Conductor and the Narrator.
Who is Tom Hanks?
Our patriarch's upside-down cardboard pie.
What is Fran's pizza?
The Grinch is as cuddly as _____________.
What is "a cactus"?
In a Christmas Story, this happened to the Parker family's Christmas turkey.
What is eaten by the neighbor's dogs?
In her famous song, Gayle Peevy wants this for Christmas.
What is a hippopotamus?
In "How the Grinch stole Christmas", this biological shortcoming made the Grinch so mean.
What is his heart was two sizes too small?
The combined age of all of the living Linneweber children.
What is 382?
The ocean where Christmas Island is located.
What is the Indian Ocean?