Mary, Do You Know?
Toys of the 2000s
Christmas Cinema
Poorly Explained Christmas Songs
The Reason for the Season
200

This Mary is a nanny who some have called supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Who is Marry Poppins?

200

These dolls were marketed as the "anti-Barbie" and would use their sass to rule the school in 2001.

What are Bratz?

200

The Grinch's heart grows this many sizes when he discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

What is 3 sizes?

200

The only gift this child can provide for the sleeping baby is a snare solo. 

What is "Little Drummer Boy"?

200

The wise men brought these three gifts for Jesus.

What are gold, frankincense, and myrrh?  

400

According to the Gospels of Mark and Luke, Jesus drove seven demons out of this Mary.

Who is Mary Magdalene?

400

These toys let kids collect, feed, and accessorize tiny animals with huge eyes. 

What is Littlest Pet Shop?

400

This is every adult's response to Ralphie's request for an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle bb gun in A Christmas Story.

What is "You'll shoot your eye out"?

400

Children perform a magic ritual to bring an elemental creature to life.

What is "Frosty the Snowman"?

400

Jesus's family fled to this country to get away from Herod.

What is Egypt?

600

This Mary is always caught in a web of drama due to her "will they/won't they" relationship with the biggest swinger in New York City.

Who is Mary Jane Watson?

600

These customizable spinning toys had kids yelling "let it rip!" as they launched them into playground battles.

What are Beyblades?

600

The burglars in "Home Alone" call themselves this nickname. 

What is The Wet Bandits? 

600

A man's gift keeps getting regifted, so he decides that next year he'll give it to someone else

What is "Last Christmas"?

600

This is one of the two gospels that don't mention the birth of Christ.

What are Mark and John?

800

This Mary had to put up with a civil war and a notoriously honest husband (at least he's tall).

Who is Mary Todd Lincoln?

800

These plush animal toys from 2005 came with a code for an online doppelganger.

What is Webkinz?

800

This 1988 holiday classic features a barefoot cop fighting terrorists at his wife's Christmas party.

What is Die Hard?

800

A woman slowly comes to realize her date is not going to let her leave his house.

What is "Baby It's Cold Outside"?

800

This person ordered the census that led Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem.

Who is Ceasar Augustus?

1000

Queen Mary I of England's reign went so poorly, her subjects gave her this nickname. (Or was it because of her love of tomato juice and vodka?)

Who is "Bloody Mary"?

1000

Countless playground deals were made using this colorful elastic jewelry around 2010.

What are Silly Bandz?

1000

According to Buddy the Elf, these are the four main food groups.

What is candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup? 

1000

A group of coworkers realize the guy they've been bullying is actually kind of useful.

What is "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"?

1000

This is the sign the angels gave to the shepherds to find baby Jesus. 

What is He'll be wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger? 

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