You're an Angry Elf
Weird Flex, but Festive
Reason for the Season
Elf-Explanatory
Vibes over Knowledge
200

In Christmas Vacation, this is the name of Cousin Eddie's dog.

What is Snots

200

Norwegians hide these on Christmas Eve to keep evil spirits from “stealing” them for flight.

What are brooms and mops?

200

 This figure appeared to Mary to tell her she would give birth to Jesus.

What is an angel?

200

Snowman's favorite cereal.

What are Frosted Flakes?

200

American's buy about this many billion feet of wrapping paper each year.

What is 4 billion feet?

400

In A Christmas Story, Santa warns Ralphie that this will happen if he gets the present he asks for.

What is you'll shoot your eye out?

400

In Chandler, Arizona, the town builds a giant Christmas tree made from over 1,000 of these dried plants, spray-painted and lit with thousands of lights.

What are tumbleweeds?

400

The angels first announced Jesus’ birth to...

Who are the shepherds? 

400

Snowman in the summer.

What is a puddle?

400

The average home puts up this many Christmas lights.

What is 100-200 lights?

600

In Elf, Buddy's dad works in this profession.

What is children's book publishing?

600

In parts of Austria and Germany, scary figures named this parade through town, punishing naughty kids.

What is Krampus?

600

This is the reason Mary and Joseph went to Bethlehem.

What is a census?

600

Santa's favorite music genre.

What is wrap music?

600

The largest Christmas tree ever displayed was just over this many feet tall.

What is 220 feet?

800

In Christmas Vacation, Clark asks for this for Christmas.

What is Frank Shirley, his boss, brought to his house with a big ribbon on his head?

800

In Japan, many people eat this Christmas dinner because of a hugely successful marketing campaign, causing restaurants to be packed on December 24 and 25.

What is KFC? 

800

This Gospel records the visit of the Wise Men.

What is the book of Matthew?

800

A Christmas tree that can't think of the right answers.

What is stumped?

800

To deliver presents in one night, Santa would need to travel at about this many miles per second.

What is 650 miles per second.

1000

In Elf, Buddy believes this animal is responsible for the world’s long-distance travel in the North Pole.

What is a Narwhal? 

1000

In Oaxaca, Mexico, every December 23, locals carve these giant vegetables into sculptures of bizarre and elaborate figures. Families and artists compete in this festival. 

What are radishes?

1000

This king tried to stop the birth of the “King of the Jews.

Who is Herod?

1000

A snowman with a 6 pack.

What is an abdominal snowman?

1000

Santa's reindeer would experience this many G's of force.

What is 17,000 G's.

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