Crazy Shots
These two clowns have been seen searching for their tee shots around the cemetery left of fairway on first hole of Richland.
Who are Dave Kraeling and Larry Buchanan?
This master griller is famous for his breakfast tacos, brisket and jokes that are longer than an Allman Brothers song.
Who is Larry Buchanan?
In his quest for the Fountain of Youth, this geezer has tried to grow a mustache, endured PRP injections in one knee and is now considering Napa Cab enriched injections in the other knee.
Who is Bob Shanteau?
This organized golfer brings everything to the golf course in one bag, except for what needs to fit in a second bag.
Who is Larry Buchanan?
Legend has it that this lumberjack of a man once hit a tee shot so far left on #14 Richland that it hit the road, which is where the phrase "car path" comes from.
Who is Dave Kraeling?
On Oconee #11, this swashbuckler's tee shot ricochet off the tee marker and went left of the tee box, landing in backyard patio of a house 50 yards away.
Who is Frank Herdzina?
This master griller wanna-be loves spur of moment BBQ sleep-overs since everyone is ready to go to sleep before the food is ready.
Who is Howard Bergdoll?
Neither cancer, a bad neck or premature aging can keep this athlete down. In a come-back attempt, he recently upgraded his membership to include access to the Lake Club workout facilities.
Who is Peter Grant?
This cut-throat is widely known for his unwillingness to give anything to anyone.
Who is "No Gimmee Jimmy"?
You know this man for being one of the most kind, sincere and uplifting persons you'll ever meet. He was recently recognized for his friendliness while traveling in Norway.
Who is Steve Edwards?
This gear-head is famous for his occasional "Tomahawk Chop" club throw after a bad shot.
Who is Steve Beahm?
This master griller grew up with a poster of "Smokey the Bear" on his bedroom wall.
Who is John Gerity?
In his prime, he was hitting majestic fairway woods and collecting blue jackets. Chronic back and knee pain forced him into semi retirement and cameo appearances on Friday.
Who is Joel Duncan?
This giant of a man follows rules, whether it's debits or credits, how to fold laundry or taking relief from a penalty area. Except during couples golf, where anything goes.
Who is Mark Volker?
During his usual breakfast, this Gourmand recently fractured his front tooth while chomping down a mouthful of eggs, pancakes, biscuits, gravy and grape jelly.
Who is Dave Kraeling?
On the first tee at Great Waters, this angler cast not 1 but 2 tee shots dead left into the trees. After casting his third shot, never to be seen again, he turned and remarked, "I've got to stop aiming so far right".
Who is Dave Kraeling?
This entrepreneur recently founded a start-up that gives helicopter rides from the Commons to Atlanta and back. The company is called Propane Air.
Who is John Gerity?
In his prime, he had all the shots. But chronic back and neck pain has relegated him to writing witty pros, keeping score at tournaments and subbing in when other groups can't find anyone else to play.
Who is Steve Edwards?
This Packer fan is a founding member of the Aaron Rodgers fan club and still has a poster of him on his bedroom wall.
Who is Jim Heney?
This precocious teenager formed a garage band in high school. As the front man looking for a new sound, he played lead Triangle.
Who is Jim Pekins?