“I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
"Keep the change, you filthy animal"
"Home Alone" (1990)
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins"
"Elf" (2003)
"Oh, yes. What was it you said to me before? "Yippee-ki-yay, m----------." "
"Die Hard" (1988)
"Here we only got one rule. Never, ever let it cool. Keep it cooking in the pot. Soon we got hot chocolate!"
"The Polar Express" (2004)
"BUSINESS? Mankind was my business! Their common welfare was my business! And it is at this time of the rolling year that I suffer most!"
A Christmas Carol (1951)
"Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian!"
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You're so right. You're supposed to be the leading lady of your own life, for god's sake! Arthur, I've been going to a therapist for three years, and she's never explained anything to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant."
The Holiday (2006)
"...the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight."
"Gremlins" (1984)
"If I Can't Find A Reindeer, I'll Make One Instead."
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
"...The Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus."
Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!"
"The Santa Clause" (1994)
" Can't you just wave your hand, and like, Jedi mind-trick the cops? ....I'm Santa Claus, Teddy, not Yoda."
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
"There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads. They're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead!"
"The Nightmare Before Christmas" (1993)
"We need to show people that a true, selfless act always sparks another."
Klaus (2019)
"I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something."
White Christmas (1954)
"Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
Christmas Vacation (1989)
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked"
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
"Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I'm as harmless as cherry pie..."
Edward Scrissorhands (1990)
"Wiggle my ears and tickle my toes, methinks I see a baby's nose! It's more than a nose. There's a whole baby attached to it. Better call my brothers! Wingle! Bingle! Tingle! Zingle!"
Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (1970)
"John, when you're kissing me, don't talk about plumbing."
Christmas in Connecticut (1945)
"Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!"
Scrooged (1988)
"Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again."
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
"Happy Christmas, Harry"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)