Christmas Vacation
What did Clark revieve in place of his Christmas bonus?
A one year membership to the Jelly of the month club
What does Santa have to do to not be Santa anymore?
Hold the special snow globe and say, "I wish I'd never been Santa at all"
What are the rules in the Code of the Elves?
1. Treat everyday like Christmas
2. There's room for everyone on the nice list
3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
Where is the family going for Christmas?
Paris
Who does the Grinch have a crush on?
Martha May Whovier
What does Mr. Shirley call Clark?
Greaseball
Who are the other legendary figures?
Sandman, Father Time, Mother Nature, Easter Bunny, Cupid, Tooth Fairy, Jack Frost, Santa Claus
What are Buddy's special talents?
Changing the batteries in the smoke detector (and in 6 months, he'll have to check them again!)
He's the only baritone in the elf choir (he brings them down a whole octave... in a good way!)
What is the name of the neighbor Kevin is afraid of?
Old Man Marley
Holdiay Cheermeister
How many strands of lights does Clark put up?
250 Strands (25,000 imported twinkle lights)
Which resuraunt do Scott and Charlie go to because Scott burned the turkey on Christmas Eve?
Denny's
What kind of spray does Buddy try?
Passion Fruit spray
What do Harry and Marv call themselves?
The Wet Bandits
What does the Grinch do to Cindy Lou in the mail room?
Wraps her up in wrapping paper
How did Ruby Sue's eyes go crossed?
She fell down a well
To break Santa out of jail, what do the elves use to remove the cell door?
Tinsel
What is the Snowman's name that talks to Buddy at the North Pole?
Leon
What is the name of the Polka band that gives Kevin's mom a ride back home?
The Kenosha Kickers
Who won the house lighting contest?
Betty Lou
(The Mayor lied and said it was Martha)
What magazine is Clark reading in bed when he has sap all over his hands?
People Magazine
What was in the snow globe that Santa gives to Lucy?
It was Lucy giving a hug to a snowman that turns pink
What is the name of Buddy and Jovie's daughter?
Susie
What was the name of the pizza place the family ordered from the night before they left?
Little Nero's Pizza
What is the Grinch's schedule?
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - dinner with myself (I can't cancel that again)
7:00 - wrestle with my self loathing... I'm booked!