This is the reason why Kevin won't sleep with cousin Fuller
What is "he wets the bed"?
This is the gift that keeps on giving all year long
What is a subscription to the jelly of the month club?
This Tim Allen character shares the same initials as Santa Clause.
Who is Scott Calvin?
Santa suggests this toy after Ralphie says he wants a BB gun.
What is a football?
The best way to spread Christmas cheer
What is singing loud for all to hear?
Kevin shoplifts this item from a convenience store
What is a toothbrush?
This is the name for counsin Eddie's dog
Neil stopped believing in Santa Clause because of this toy.
What is a Weenie Whistle?
Ralphie's Little Orphan Annie decider ring told him this message
These are the four main food groups according to Buddy
What is candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup?
Harry dubs he and Marv with this nickname
What is the wet bandits?
Aunt Bethany wraps up this animal as a Christmas present
What is her cat?
This is the name of the head elf at Santa's workshop.
Who is Bernard?
Ralphie blames this for his broken glasses and cut cheeck instead of his BB gun
What is an icicle?
Buddy tells the Santa at Gimbel's that he smells like this
What is beef and cheese?
This actor and his polka band give Kate McCallister a ride home from Scranton
Who is John Candy?
Ruby Sue is no longer cross eyed because of this reason
What is "she was kicked by a mule"
Scott and Charlie eat at this "American Institution" on Christmas Eve
What is Denny's?
Ralphie compares Randy getting dressed for walking to school as this activity
What is extended deep sea diving?
What is Suzy Talks-A-Lot?
Santa gives Kevin some of these when he runs out of candy
What is tic tacs
Clark's wife Ellen frequently calls him by this nickname
What is Sparky
Scott gives this reason for not eating the traditional cookies and milk put out for Santa Clause.
What is he is lactose intolerant?
Ralphie claims that Scut Farkus had eyes that were this color.
What is yellow?
Buddy travels through these three landmarks on his way to New York City
What is the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and the Lincoln Tunnel?