Christmas Movies
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
What is "Home Alone"?
"This is my house. I have to defend it"
What is "Home Alone"?
“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”
What is "Elf"?
'What? Snow in the South?"..."just for one day..."
What is "the Year without a Santa Claus"
"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really, Maybe it just needs a little love"
What is "A Charlie Brown Christmas"?
"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
What is "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"?
He's an angry Elf?"
What is "Elf"?
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
What is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"?
"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."
What is "The Polar Express"?
"You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
What is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"?
"I can't put my arms down".
What is "A Christmas Story"?
“I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe.”
What is "Miracle on 34th Street"?
“Mary? why that's my name”
What is "Christmas Vacation"?
"Aaah! Fra-GEE-leh! It must be Italian!"
What is "A Christmas Story"?
"That's it! Out you two Pixies go! Through the window or out the door"
What is "It's a Wonderful Life"?
"Now you listen to me young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas"
What is "the Grinch"?
"Bumbles Bounce!"
What is " Rudolph "?
"Teacher says, 'Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings'."
What is "It's a Wonderful Life"?
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight! And when I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan."
What is "The Santa Clause"?
Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf. I hate meatloaf"?
What is "A Christmas Story (Randy)"?
"You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese"!
What is "Elf"
"Now Listen! We have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink and run a temperature. We DON"T need any chewing dolls."
What is "Rudolph"?
"One thing about trains: it doesn't matter where they're goin'. What matters is deciding to get on."
What is "The Polar Express"?
"Oh Vermont should be beautiful this time of year, with all that snow"
What is "White Christmas"?
" when what's left of you get's around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left"
What is "White Christmas"?
by Davis of Wallace and Davis