Christmas Movies
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
What is "Home Alone"?
"This is my house. I have to defend it"
What is "Home Alone"?
“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”
What is "Elf"?
Written on a sweatshirt:
"Now I have a machine gun. HO-HO-HO."
What is "Die Hard"?
"Would you please tell her that you’re not really Santa Claus, that there actually is no such person?"
What is "Miracle on 34th Street"?
"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
What is "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"?
"Does your daddy have a safe?"
What is "Bad Santa"?
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
What is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"?
"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."
What is "The Polar Express"?
"You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
What is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"?
"I can't put my arms down".
What is "A Christmas Story"?
“I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe.”
What is "Miracle on 34th Street"?
“When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.”
What is "Love Actually"?
"Aaah! Fra-GEE-leh! It must be Italian!"
What is "A Christmas Story"?
"We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know."
What is "A Charlie Brown Christmas"?
"Yippee ki-ay, mother f--ker"
What is "Die Hard"?
"Put that cookie down. NOW!"
What is "Jingle All the Way"?
"Teacher says, 'Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings'."
What is "It's a Wonderful Life"?
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight! And when I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan."
What is "The Santa Clause"?
"No matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight." Can you name the film?
What is "Gremlins"?
"You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese"!
What is "Elf"
"Since I am dead, I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations."
What is "The Nightmare before Christmas"?
"One thing about trains: it doesn't matter where they're goin'. What matters is deciding to get on."
What is "The Polar Express"?
"Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”
What is "Love Actually"?
"It's Christmas Eve! ... For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be!"
What is "Scrooge"?