Christmas Movie Quotes 1
You'll shoot your eye out.
What is A Christmas Story?
We try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
What is Elf?
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
What is The Santa Clause?
Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and the rare Who Roast Beef.
What is the Grinch Who Stole Christmas?
It's good luck, you know.l. What is? Getting pooed on by a bird.
What is Last Christmas?
Come out and relax on a farm, music, dancing, home cooking.
What is Holiday Inn?
There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads.
What is The Nightmare Before Christmas?
It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for.
What is Miracle on 34th Street?
Kids are scare of the dark.
What is Home Alone?
It's not going in our yard, it's going in our living room.
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas.
What is Gremlins?
Better fix that hole in your pocket.
What is The Polar Express?
A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
What is The Muppet's A Christmas Carol?
A child's been missed!
What is Arthur Christmas?
Oh, that's very funny. Ho, ho, ho. The crooner is now becoming the comic.
What is White Christmas?
You can't spell lies without families.
What is Four Christmases?
Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?
What is While You Were Sleeping?
I'm Amanda. Loner, loser, and complicated wreck.
What is The Holiday?
You're skipping Christmas? Isn't that against the law?
What is Christmas with the Kranks?
Welcome to the party, Pal.
What is Die Hard?
That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry, they just happen.
What is Deck the Halls?
That's me and you, kid.
What is The Family Stone?
If I were to leave, I wouldn't know where to go. So why leave? That's what I'm saying, I don't want to leave.
What is Surviving Christmas?
Such a fuss, when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time.
What is Love the Coopers?