Christmas Movies
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
What is "Home Alone"?
“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”
What is "Elf"?
"This is my house. I have to defend it"
What is "Home Alone"?
Person A:What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?
Person B: The boy had a very convincing story.
Person A: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Person B: The finest in New York.
What is "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"?
[messing with people's mail] Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty
What is "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"?
"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
What is "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"?
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
What is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"?
"Does your daddy have a safe?"
What is "Bad Santa"?
"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."
What is "The Polar Express"?
"You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
What is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"?
"I can't put my arms down".
What is "A Christmas Story"?
Person A: Do you know how the TV works?
Person B: I'm 10 years old; TV's my life.
What is "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"?
“I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe.”
What is "Miracle on 34th Street"?
"Aaah! Fra-GEE-leh! It must be Italian!"
What is "A Christmas Story"?
Person A: What about Santa's reindeer? Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?
Person B: Yes.
Person A: Well, I haven't.
Person B: Have you ever seen a million dollars?
Person A: No.
Person B: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
What is "The Santa Clause"?
"Yippee ki-yay...."
What is "Die Hard"?
"But what would I wear?"
What is "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"?
"Put that cookie down. NOW!"
What is "Jingle All the Way"?
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight! And when I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan."
What is "The Santa Clause"?
"No matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight." Can you name the film?
What is "Gremlins"?
"You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese"!
What is "Elf"
"One thing about trains: it doesn't matter where they're goin'. What matters is deciding to get on."
What is "The Polar Express"?
"Since I am dead, I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations."
What is "The Nightmare before Christmas"?
I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says *five* different phrases including, "It's Turbo time!" Accessories sold separately; batteries not included.
What is "Jingle All the Way"?
"It's Christmas Eve! ... For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be!"
What is "Scrooge"?