A CHRISTMAS STORY
In the movie A Christmas Story, what was Santa's response to Ralphie's request for a BB gun for Christmas?
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
What does Clark use to put up lights on his house?
Staples
"The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on."
The Polar Express
What is the name of the "hottest selling toy" that everyone is after?
Turbo Man
Why doesn't Jake want to go home for the holiday?
He doesn't like his stepmother
What special delivery arrived in a package marked "fra-gi-le" (fragile)?
A lamp shaped like a leg
What does Clark wear on his head when using his chainsaw for the first time?
A hockey mask
"We're your worst nightmare... Elves with attitude."
The Santa Clause
What did Howard say when he finished a phone call with his customers?
You're my #1 customer
What is Jake promised by his father if he makes it home for Christmas?
A Porsche
What grade was Ralphie given on his themed essay "What I Want For Christmas"?
C+
What is the name of cousin Eddie's dog?
Snots
"Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed."
Miracle on 34th Street
What kind of animal did Ted buy?
A reindeer
Who does Allie ride with on her way home?
Eddie
What did the Parker family eat instead of turkey for Christmas dinner?
Duck
What two gifts does old Aunt Bethany wrap up and bring for Christmas?
A jello mold and her cat
"He never got his picture on bubble gum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubble gum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubble gum cards?"
A Charlie Brown Christmas
What did Howard have to do to win the Turbo Man action figure from the radio station?
Name all of Santa's reindeer
What does Jake see Allie and Eddie doing on TV at the Bavarian Village?
Kissing under the mistletoe
Ralphie uses his special Little Orphan Annie decoder pin to reveal a secret message. The message was be sure to what?
Drink your Ovaltine!
What does Bethany recite when she is asked to say grace at the dinner table?
The Pledge of Allegiance
"Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
It's a Wonderful Life
What is the name of the loyal sidekick to the hot selling toy?
Booster
What cryptic 4-word message does Jake leave on his parent's phone?
Santa, Dessert, Buzzard, Tumbleweed