Riddles
Who is the most impolite and disrespectful of all the reindeer?
Rude-dolf
What do you look forward to that’s filled with stuff and that looks like a giant persons sock?
Christmas stockings
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
These are in the Harry Potter books
And Lord Of The Rings too
Some help to make lots of Christmas gifts
That Santa brings to you
Elves
How does the snowglobe feel during christmas?
A little shaken
What do you call it after all the gifts for Christmas have been opened?
Christmess
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter 'D'.
Where does Santa and his reindeer go to get hot chocolate while flying in the sky?
Star-bucks
When you go out in a blizzard and you see a vampire, what do you get?
Frostbite
What did the snow woman do when she was upset with the snowman?
When Santa Claus sets off from the North Pole on Christmas Eve, in which direction does he travel?
South. Everywhere is south from the North Pole.
How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
Orna-mints.
Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
Santa Clauset
What phobia do people get when they see Santa Claus?
Claustrophobia
What do you call Santa when he’s broke and has no money?
St. Nickle-less
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A Humbug
Why are Mr. and Mrs. Claus childless?
Because he only comes once a year
How do the English alphabet and Christmas alphabet differ?
The christmas alphabet has NO EL
What did Santa say when his toys were naughty?
Toys will be toys.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle