Christmas Carol "Puns"
The lad is a diminutive percussionist
What is "The Little Drummer Boy"?
Decorate the entryways
What is "Deck the Halls"?
“Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.”
What is "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"?
‘With angelic host proclaim, Christ is born in Bethlehem’
What is "Hark! The Herald Angel Sing"?
Sir Lancelot with laryngitis
What is "Silent Night"?
Wanted in December: Top Forward Incisors
What is "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth"?
“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”
What is "Elf"?
‘Oh, star of wonder, star of night, Star with royal beauty bright’
What is "We Three Kings"?
288 Yuletide Hours
What is "12 Days of Christmas"?
Do You Perceive the Same Longitudinal Pressure which Stimulates My Auditory Sense Organs?
What is "Do You Hear What I Hear"?
“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.”
What is "The Polar Express"?
‘Your boughs so green in summertime, Stay bravely green in wintertime.’
What is "O Christmas Tree"?
Far Back in a Hay Bin
What is "Away in a Manger"?
Frozen Precipitation Commence
What is "Let it Snow"?
“I'm not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and affects a jolly demeanor. You know, I'm a symbol.”
What is "Miracle on 34th Street"?
‘When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even’
What is "Good King Wenceslas"?
Vehicular Homocide was Committed on Dad’s Mom by a Precipitous Darling
What is "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"?
Obese Personification Fabricated of Compressed Mounts of Minute Crystals
What is "Frosty the Snow Man"?
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
What is "A Christmas Story"?
"That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway"
What is "Mele Kalikimaka"?