Christmas
Why is Santa so good at karate
Because he has a black belt
What do spanish speaking sheep say at christmas time?
Fleece Navidad.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple.
What is the best present you can receive for christmas
a broken drum because you cant beat it
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
It happens every year.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Looks like rain dear.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Dasher.
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustraophobic.
Which on of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?
comet