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I come with many colors, very big and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?
Christmas lights
What holiday songs do fish sing?
Christmas Corals
I am a ball that does not bounce. What am I?
A snowball
How do snowglobes feel about Christmas?
It always leaves them a little shaken.
What is red and white, red and white, and red and white again?
Santa Claus falling down a hill
What do you get when you cross a bird with a turtle?
A turtle dove
Who says, "Oh, Oh, Oh"?
Santa walking backwards
You can catch me easily, especially around Christmastime, but you can never throw me. What am I?
A cold
Why is Santa really good at karate?
Because he has a black belt
What kind of laundry detergent does Santa Claus prefer?
Yule Tide.
What do you call it after all the Christmas gifts have been opened?
Christmess
What does the gingerbread man put on his bed instead of a blanket?
A cookie sheet.
This is a Christmas carol that has no sound or music. What is it?
Silent Night
How do Christmas bells tell you they want to stay in touch?
“Give me a ring!”
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Santa was having problems with his legs and couldn't walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa to help him to walk?
A Candy Cane
What has many needles but cant sew?
A Christmas Tree
I am mostly used as a Christmas present. I come in a can, and I am disliked by many. What am I?
A fruit cake
In what year do Christmas and New Year’s Day happen in the same year?
Every year
On Christmas Eve, Santa leaves his workshop in the North Pole to deliver presents to all the good children. What direction does he travel?
South. The only direction you can travel from the North Pole is South.
On Christmas eve, what question can children never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Next Christmas
There’s a one-story house in which everything is red and green. Red and green walls, red and green doors, red and green furniture. What colour are the stairs?
There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house.
How many presents can Santa put in an empty bag?
Only one—after that, it’s not empty anymore!