Grinch
Winter/riddles
Christmas
Funny
Knock knock jokes
100

Where does the grinch live

Mount krupit 

100

What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant 

An ice burger with chili sause

100

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I get chopped at one end ,decorated and on one end you’ll see a star on top what a i 

A Christmas tree

100

Why was 6 afraid of 7 

Because 7,8,9

100
Knock knock 

 You:who’s there 

Merry 

You:merry who

Merry Christmas 

200

Where did the grinch come from 

From the sky in a basket with in a umbrella 

200

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What does frosty like to put on his ice burgers 

Chili sause 

200

I am  hey Kathy Carol and a tune with like to rhyme I contain 12 grand gifts that come around Christmas time what am i

12days of Christmas song

200

How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm 

His sleigh is flown by rain deer 

200

Knock knock 

You:who’s there

Donut 

You: donut who


Donut open till Christmas 

300

Who took care of the grinch when he was little

Two ladies 

300

Where do snowmen keep their money 

In a snow bank 
300

If a lion had a music album what would the album be called

Jungle bells

300

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What do you forward to that’s filled with stuff that looks like a giant persons sock

 A Stocking

300

Knock knock 

You: who’s there

Cole 

You: cole who

I dont want cole in my Christmas stocking this year

400

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Who was the grinch in love with 

Martha may

400

Why is their only snowmen not snow women 

Beaus only men would stand out in the cold with no jacket on

400

Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas 

Because he was stuffed

400

What did the Christmas tree say to the stocking

Aren’t you just tired of hanging around here

400

Knock knock 

You: who’s there

Rap it 

You: rap it who

Rap it up quickly before they see

500

Why does the grinch hate Christmas 

Because everyone made fun of him for shaving his face and making a present for Martha May 

500

What do snowmen take when he gets sick

Chill pills

500

Santa was having problems with his legs and was unable to walk so he went to the hospital and asked the doctor if he could recommend anything for him what did the doctor give him

A candy cane

500

What would a apple and a Christmas tree had a baby

A pinapple

500

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Knock knock 

You: who’s there

Snow 

You: snow who

Snow time for messing around we got presents to deliver 

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