The Fastest
Whether he's curled into a ball, eating a chili dog, or playing the guitar, this blue blur is known for his impressive speed, reaching mach 3 and beyond in cannon.
Who is Sonic the Hedgehog?
What's wrong with this sentence?
The complex houses married and single soldiers and they're families
What is "they're"?
Interestingly enough, Olympic gold metals are actually mostly composed of this other precious metal.
What is silver?
When your kid's getting a little bit ahead of themselves, moving a little too fast, or getting out over their skiis, you might need to use this phrase to tell them to hang onto their equine companions!
What is "Hold your horses"?
Christmas but Jewish
What is Hanukkah?
Once a year, this individual travels 160 million kilometers at an estimated 8.2 million kilometers an hour. No wonder he's fat, he needs those calories!
Who is Santa?
This morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Who was wearing my PJs?
What is I was?
In 1962, former MLB catcher Harry Chiti was traded from the Cleveland Indians to this New York baseball team for a player to be named later. After a poor performance, Chiti became that “player to be named later”, making him the first player to ever be traded for himself.
Who are the New York Mets?
Kiddos are in an argument, volume keeps increasing, and nobody wants to own up, calm down, or listen to what you have to say. They may not fear your rule, but luckily you have a partner you can bring in in times like this. Time to threaten to end this once and for all.
What is "don't make me call your father"?
Christmas but spooky
What is Halloween?
Working as a forensic scientist when a lightning bolt struck him and a shelf full of chemicals, this man became a comic legend and the current number one ranked speedster in all of fiction.
Who is Barry Allen (The Flash)?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Who likes a banana?
What are fruit flies?
Who is the only soccer player to win three world cups?
Who is Pele?
You're on your way home from soccer practice and kiddos are hungry. You pass a McDonalds, a Chik-Fil-A, and a Burger King. "Mom, can we get food?" Luckily, you've trained your whole life for this and you know exactly what to say.
What is we have food at home?
Christmas but green and leprechaunish
What is St. Patrick's Day?
The Fastest Mouse in all Mexico, this classic cartoon character is celebrated for his lightning-fast speed. He uses his quick thinking and agility to help his friends, bringing humor and charm to his high-speed escapades.
Who is Speedy Gonzalez?
The rat the cat the dog chased killed ate the malt
Who ate the malt?
Who is the rat?
Which Hall of Fame Quarterback attended the University named after his great-great-great grandfather?
Your kid wants to do something stupid, like swimming in the hail, and they can't understand why you won't let them. You're all out of rational explanations, so it's time to default to the one-liner that never fails. Why can't you go outside right now, you ask?
What is because I said so?
Christmas but Hindi
What is Diwali?
This character is tied with Lightning McQueen for the most piston cups of all time, each winning seven, although the former won his over a much longer career. He originally repped Jen's Diner before switching over to his recognizable Dinoco blue in 1975.
Who is Strip "The King" Weathers?
Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
But where are they from?
Where is Buffalo?
Considered by many the greatest racer of all time, this active F1 driver holds the world record for the most Formula One World Championships
Who is Lewis Hamilton? (Bonus points if you said Michael Shumacher)
This one's not a real threat, more of a humorous one-liner when mom's fed up with your antics. You would never actually end your child, but you can sure as heck threaten it! After all, you're the reason they're here in the first place.
What is "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it?"
Christmas but Islamic
What is Ramadan & Eid al-Fitr?