Jokes 1
Why are Christmas trees rubbish at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
What do scientists decorate at Christmas?
A chemis-tree!
How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
They spruce up!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties?
Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow!
What do you call a computer that grows on a Christmas tree?
PineApple!
What do Christmas trees get when they go numb?
Pines and needles!
What do Christmas trees get when they're ill?
Tinselitus!
How are Christmas trees more noticeable in December?
They have more presence!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test?
It got stumped by all the questions!
Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees
Elementree school!
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?
May the forest be with you!
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?
Treegonometree!
Why was the Christmas tree’s friend so sad?
It was a weeping willow!
How do Christmas trees get their email?
They log-on!
Why was there ice cream under the Christmas tree?
To go with the pine cones!
What looks like half a Christmas tree?
The other half!
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?
A treeangle!
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?
They signed a peace tree-ty!
What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine’s Day?
They get all sappy!
How do Christmas trees make their feelings heard?
They o-pine up!
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?
The Captain’s log!
Why was the Christmas tree hosting the awards show?
He really knew how to present!
What do Christmas trees wear at the pool?
Trunks!