The 12 Days of Christmas, In Cash
The most expensive of the 12 days was hiring 10 of these jumpin' dudes, which set you back $15,580.
All due respect to Mr. Willis, but "now I have a machine gun ho-ho-ho"? & takes place during a holiday party? It's a Christmas movie!
What is Die Hard?
Okay everyone, we've all been instructed to do this "with boughs of holly".
What are "deck the halls"?
"The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of" these "danced in their heads."
What are Sugarplums?
During the holidays, Winter White Chocolate is one of the most popular of this chains "31 Flavors".
What is Baskin-Robbins?
"With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal."
What is "Frosty The Snowman"?
$750 got you a pair of these; the wood pigeon is a relative, but doesn't sound as cool when you sing the name.
What are turtle doves?
In 2018, Benedict Cumberbatch voiced this Seussian title guy who wasn't as into Christmas as the Whos were.
What is the Grinch?
We can always count them in "The Twelve Days of Christmas", the "8 maids" are doing this.
What is a-milking?
"Mamma in" this "and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap."
What is Her kerchief?
In "We Wish You A Merry Christmas", carolers demand a "figgy" one, and won't go until they get some.
What is pudding?
"Come, they told me, pa rum pa pum pum; a newborn king to see, pa rum pum pum pum."
What is "The Little Dummer Boy"?
Each of these was $115 and some change, yet the song requires three, so your total came out to $346.
What are French hens?
In this 2003 movie, Santa tells Buddy there are 30 Ray's Pizzas in NYC; "They all claim to be the original, but the real one's on 11th".
What is Elf?
Magically, with an "old silk hat they found", some kids placed it on his head and "he began to dance around".
Who is Frosty?
St. Nick's reindeer were "more rapid" than these large birds.
What are eagles?
About 1.76 billion of these striped treats are sold in the U.S. every year; most of them are used for decoration.
What are candy canes?
"Where the treetops glisten and children listen, to hear sleigh bells in the snow."
What is "White Christmas"?
Too many birds in the song, however for $13,125, the seven of these should have been able to do the butterfly at an Olympic level.
What are swans a-swimming?
The tagline to this 1996 Christmas comedy with Arnold Schwarzenegger was "Two dads, one toy, no prisoners".
What is Jingle All the Way?
These 2 words, these 2 words, these 2 words, then "próspero año y felicidad".
What is "feliz Navidad"?
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with" these 2 items.
What are ashes and soot?
At Christmastime you might have a "burning" desire to make a buche ne noel, a cake shaped like this.
What is a yule log?
"And heaven and nature sing, and heaven and nature sing, and heaven and heaven and nature sing."
What is "Joy To The World"?
This eleven-piece band charges $3,715 for the gig, but that was cost effective, as you got a group to back you for the song.
What are pipers piping?
2 memorable bits from this 1983 classic; the leg lamp & "You'll shoot your eye out!"
What is A Christmas Story?
"She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog, and we'd begged her not to go", but unfortunately this happened anyways.
What is "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"?
St. Nick exclaimed, "'ere he drove out of sight, 'Happy Christmas to all'" & this.
It's an English tradition to adorn this tusked animal's head with sprigs of bay, rosemary, and little flags.
What is a boar (or a pig)?
"Above thy deep & dreamless sleep, the silent stars go by."
What is "O Little Town of Bethlehem"?